Partner read this out to me from Simon Hoggart's column in The Guardian over lunch (it's attributed by Hoggart to Sir Terry Wogan), in which it is commented that, 'Women like that one immoderately':
Breakfast time, and a woman says to her husband: "We must have sex, NOW!"
"What's the urgency?" he asks.
"The egg-timer's broken."
I'm over here,
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