Misc

[oursin]

Subject line among today's spam:
Your new penis is waiting for you
which makes me imagine a mega-phallus lurking behind a corner, waiting to mug the passerby and making off with their mobile phone, credit cards and any loose cash they might have about them.

And on the theme of urgent, phallic, looks, I don't think I mentioned the exotic vegetables

Comments

[serrana]

*grin* That's like the one C. got once: "Your dick so big it scares people!"

His reaction was, why on earth would I want that? That'd be completely counterproductive.

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[moon_custafer]

The ones I get on that topic appear to have been randomly generated using a thesaurus and a template; which is probably exactly how spam titles are written.

[arkessian]

Is it me? Somehow, the travails you have endured to remain connected to the e-world should merit a better quality of spam than this...

[tree_and_leaf]

You know, there are a lot of really quite terrifying images contained in your post! *hides from the u,p vegetables, who will probably haunt her dreams*

[parthenia14]

Sounds more like one of those cards that Royal Mail drop through the door when you were out, or they couldn't get the parcel through the letter box.

Oh. EW.

(PS As seen on my f-list: What do you call the sudden realisation that someone has very creepy user interests? An ewwwpiphany).