Miasmatic

[oursin]

I now know what a Reek of Wrongness smells like*: there is one of these infesting the back goods-lift shaft in our building.

*Indescribable. You have to be there.

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[forthwritten]

I have just been cleaning up dog diarrhoea. I have just poured neat bleach over the area to counter that particular Reek of Wrongness.

[oursin]

I wish our facilities team would take such expeditious action!

[forthwritten]

*offers the rest of the bleach*

[oursin]

I think they may need lots of holy water as well, it's that bad.

[londonkds]

Um...

That isn't Diana Wynne Jones's Tough Guide to Fantasy Land. It's an imitation by someone who I suspect views you and most of your friends as a foul stain on the universe..

[oursin]

I couldn't find a helpful extract from the TGFL, unfortunately. And that page you linked goes on at such great and wittering length I'm not sure what he's on about - and can think of better uses for my time than bending my concentration on it.*

*Gee, look at that paint drying!

[auroramama]

Wash my car in the rain, straighten my stereo wires, as a country song says.

[sollersuk]

AS in deceased rodent under the floorboards?

[oursin]

The Reek is so Wrong that I think it might be a dead, or possibly undead, Shoggoth.