Terribly poor stuff, coming around yet again

[oursin]

On facing pages in today's Guardian G2 section:

I don't complain when I'm ill, but my husband never stops:
I am now eight months pregnant and have many of the usual symptoms: a sore back, sore feet, cramps and so on. I am still working full-time and I make sure that my colleagues are not bothered by my pregnancy. At home, when I tell my husband

Comments

[wonderlandkat]

Her advice was a little off center too- he doesn't find a landing strip to be super mega hot but rather "clean". Since he's expecting it as part of grooming, I doubt he will act accordingly aroused and excited about it.

[aedifica]

Hee! I love "earthakitt" 's response:

My advice to the poor love who wrote in-

How about you change your wife and get another, hairless breed?

[ethelmay]

I hear they're less allergenic and easier on the furniture, too.

[jonquil]

Oh, God bless.

[lalouve]

My approach is that anyone who complains about the amount of hair doesn't deserve to be there at all, will be forcibly ejected from my bed and not re-invited.