Guess who Tamaki!
My adorable son! I've found you! I felt like I haven't gazed upon your cute face for days! Why haven't you visited me lately? Was it because I was teasing you too much? Last time I saw you, you left my office in such a huff...
But you've been here eh? I've been flipping through this "ELIJAAAY" and I must say I've discovered some very interesting information Tamaki. Very interesting indeed...
Why didn't you tell daddy you were experimenting with Haruhi-chan, Kyoya, and syrup?! We could have had a talk! A wonderful bonding moment between father and son in which we discuss the birds and the bees and why they suddenly feel the need to copulate!! I had puppets prepared too! D: Dad understands! These urges you're feeling are all perfectly natural! Why, I experimented with all sorts of things when I was your age! Please don't tell your grandmother.
Oh and Haruhi-chan is here too? Haruhi-chan, my dear son hasn't been making your life difficult has he? The other day I received a call from someone who was bawling and claiming that you would no longer be attending Ouran Academy. Is this true?! Will I never receive another letter of gratitude, detailing how wonderful I am for allowing underprivileged, yet gifted students into my prestigious school? By the way, I'm still waiting for said letter! ♥
But you've been here eh? I've been flipping through this "ELIJAAAY" and I must say I've discovered some very interesting information Tamaki. Very interesting indeed...
Why didn't you tell daddy you were experimenting with Haruhi-chan, Kyoya, and syrup?! We could have had a talk! A wonderful bonding moment between father and son in which we discuss the birds and the bees and why they suddenly feel the need to copulate!! I had puppets prepared too! D: Dad understands! These urges you're feeling are all perfectly natural! Why, I experimented with all sorts of things when I was your age! Please don't tell your grandmother.
Oh and Haruhi-chan is here too? Haruhi-chan, my dear son hasn't been making your life difficult has he? The other day I received a call from someone who was bawling and claiming that you would no longer be attending Ouran Academy. Is this true?! Will I never receive another letter of gratitude, detailing how wonderful I am for allowing underprivileged, yet gifted students into my prestigious school? By the way, I'm still waiting for said letter! ♥