This one was even on my to-write list! Procrastination, I will conquer you one day.

Title: 198X
Pairing: Big Boss/Ocelot
Rating: SFW
Word Count: ~800
Summary: Ocelot was lucky his deeds were still forgivable, at least enough to allow for a reunion.
Disclaimer: MGS belongs to Hideo Kojima (happy belated birthday!) and Konami.

( What, getting tough to stay awake these days? )

Before we get down to business, let me just get my moment of narcissism over with: I AM INORDINATELY PLEASED WITH THIS THING. Haven't had such fun writing a fic in ages. (Present tense! Sentence fragmentation! Where have you been since our last escapade, you glorious bitches-- okay, that was uncalled for ( Read more... )

I don't believe that I just went there. But hey, it's out.

Title: Instruments of Victory
Pairing: Big Boss/Ocelot
Rating: Slightly NSFW
Summary: Ocelot has always enjoyed a little competition, especially when there were hidden benefits.
Word Count: ~1500
Warnings: POV strangeness, closet crack, shameless abuse of classical music. Also, Psycho ( Read more... )

All right... this probably needs an explanation.

( First off, I've annotated a screencap for the benefit of all )

...Okay, I'm lying. Still, these videos make the world a better place. I seriously promise you don't need to know jack shit about the fandom to have fun with these. Honestly! Click that harmless little "play" button and enjoy the show. Those quotes, they're true originals. Spare a few minutes! Save the world ( Read more... )