People are people ( Read more... )

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors,
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor,
And, when I die,
I expect to hear him laughing.

Okay, so I'm leaving this public.
Everyone...I have a job for you.
Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is as follows: flame, embarass, email, harass, and otherwise pester the living fuck out ( Read more... )

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, everything, if you want things.
(bumbum)

I know a mouse,
And he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why I call him
Gerald.
He's getting rather old,
But he's a good mouse.So I get my Hallowe'en costume all together on Thursday ( Read more... )

R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
Find out what it means to me.

Okay, so I know I do this far too often, but this one...I had no control over.
KEV-0!!! Check it out!


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You're so vain.
You probably think this song is about you.
You're so vain.I don't know why you seem to suddenly care nothing about any of your "friends," but it hurts ( Read more... )

I'll take you to the highest mountain,
To the depths of the deepest sea.
And we won't need a map,
Believe me.

I know I'm going to be mocked for this, but here it is anyway.

Oiii.

This is public, 'cause it's a wishlist and amusing and on DA anyway, so why the hell not?
<3

Let me take you on a trip...
Around the world and back.
And you won't have to move; you just sit still.

Well, shit.
Uhh...sorry about the you getting in trouble thing.
I didn't mean to do that.

Damn, I hope he's not mad...
Feel really bad now.
That's the last thing I wanna do is piss him off.

I, uh...I'm sorry...
I'll call you tomorrow...

Is this love
That I'm feelin'?
Is this the love...
That I been searchin' for?

Escapee!

I gotta get a better lock.
Thank you, Louis.

(I need the use of someone's digi-cam so's I can get some pictures of the trio. To show who's speaking and whatnot. Anyone up for it? =D)

Lying in my bed, I hear the clock ticks, and think of you ( Read more... )

The reflex...is a lonely child.

COFFEE SLAVE
You Got 82% Espresso Beans On The Brain!

Well, my friend...you've been sucked in. Its great, isnt it?! That delicious blend of freshly roasted beans fresh on the pot...you're salivating already, aren't you? Now repeat after me.. "Hello, my name is ____ and I have a problem." ...Not that you need to ( Read more... )