A cold day but who cares? My Hummer has Climate Control!
We're driving to Gondor now. Frodo told me this was the right road. I believe him.
He said we will come to a river, the Brandywine. I see water up ahead now. Maybe we are there?
*glances into back seat* Hey! Are you guys still here? I don't see you. *reaches back; runs hand over blanket*
Oops. They're still here. Sorry, whoever that was.
He said we will come to a river, the Brandywine. I see water up ahead now. Maybe we are there?
*glances into back seat* Hey! Are you guys still here? I don't see you. *reaches back; runs hand over blanket*
Oops. They're still here. Sorry, whoever that was.
“And Otho stretched out his hand over the river; and caused the Brandywine to go back by a strong east wind, and made the river dry land, and the waters were divided. And the children of Hobbiton went into the midst of the river upon the dry ground: and the waters were a wall unto them on their right hand, and on their left” (The Red Book 14:21-22).
*laughs and drives safely across the temporarily dry river bottom*
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You - - you - you - JACKASS!
*I grab othosb's coat from behind and shake him hard*
I don' care WHAT kind 'o magic tricks you can pull out of a bag... don't you be treating my Mr. Frodo that way ANY MORE! You drive right and STOP when we face a river.... YOU HEAR??
*lets othosb's coat go*
*collapses beside Frodo*
I'm gonna kill him if he doesn't kill me first.
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