drops it like a bomb mid email.

[othersunknown]

Holy shit. She is single!

My school-boy crush grows. During my trip to Bowling Green I met a girl. I emailed her in the guise of a thank you, but my real intent was to lure her into conversation and make my little Beezo moves upon her at a medium pace. I have succeeded. Operation Necrophilia in Disney movies entering primary phase.

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Comments

Re: Necrophilia in Disney movies?

[othersunknown]

Kind of dumb. Every time I go after a girl I name it like a military operation. The last one was called Operation Mongoose, that was over three frickin' years ago I guess.

So this girl I met at Bowling Green was talking about her graduate research and I swear she said "Necrophilia in Disney Movies." It turns out she is looking at each issue seperatley, not together, or something like that. I don't know exactly what she's doing to be honest with you, I just enjoy the turn of phrase.

But holy hell this girl is super-cute, quite a little pistol, and smart too. I really shouldn't be getting all obsessed over her so soon. All I've got to go on is what I think was "the sweet eye" she may have shot at me when I came into class that day, and an email from her mentioning that she just broke up with her boyfriend. We'll see.

Re: Necrophilia in Disney movies?

[othersunknown]

You know damn well what hitting that shit up means you little sauce-minx! I think you have to be a guy to hit that shit, and I think the girls have to have their shit hit, though calling it shit doesn't do it credit, and is in fact pretty shitty kid.

Re: got a link to her myspace or something?

[othersunknown]

I would've taken her picture but that would be creepy. I don't know if she has a myspace, but hopefully I'll weasel that info. out of her.