Seriously? Seriously!?

[otherpervert]

Reading BBC Sherlock kink meme posts...

Butt!Sex + No Prep + No Lube = Hell. No.

Seriously. It pulls me out of a fic so freaking fast it's not even funny. I don't care what explanation you need to give me to justify why Watson just happens to have a tube of lubricant in his pocket. Do it

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[emocezi]

I'm going to hug you now. XD

Here it comes.

*hugs*

*snort* Twu wuv.

[otherpervert]

LOL! *hugs back* Yeah, I got my rant on. :D

Also, thank GAWD for friends (such as your fine self) that are awesome and also awesome writers that can tell the difference between justifiably suspended disbelief and "You're gonna put what where without WHUUUT?!" lol

And a sexy Roque icon to boot!!! I reply with sexy Pooch!

[emocezi]

BLAGUYVER!!!!! XDDDDDDD

lol.

Breaking news, we're awesome. :D :D :D

Yes, I do lots of...research to make my porn believable. It's such a hardship, all that research, but someone's gotta do it. >:D

I reply to sexy Pooch with Happy Jensen.

[lukeoftheirish]

A-fucking-men.

(Pun definitely intended)

[otherpervert]

lol Well punned, madam. Well punned.

Also? *points and laughs at your icon* Dude, that totally made me crack up.

[lukeoftheirish]

lol Well punned, madam. Well punned.

...maybe you didn't catch it, but my name's Luke. I'm a guy. I'll still enjoy the fact that I made you laugh, though.

As for the icon, gotta fuckin' love Palahniuk, yeah?

[otherpervert]

*dies a little from embarassment* I totally assumed it was just a play on 'luck' and not an actual name. *sheepish grin*

I did once spend almost a year thinking someone I knew online was a guy because someone else I knew had referred to them as "him" and I believed it until I saw a pic of her posted. Apparently I am often confused :)

[lukeoftheirish]

I wouldn't be surprised, Da loves his war games. He woke me up this mornin' cacklin' 'cause he whooped the ass of some Bungie employee in a Reach battle.

Same here, and sometimes I just steal whatever my aunt has saved down ta the computer. Speakin' of, I probably need ta swap some out...been usin' these ones too long...

MAKE THE ICON JUDGMENT OF JUDGING!

Though I've gotta disagree with ya on yer current one. I can think of somethin' that trumps a vag, for meself at least ;)