Comments | otherpervert: Bang Head "X" Here

otherpervert

Bang Head "X" Here

Oct 28, 2010 14:57

Someone I dislike at work tried to explain something to me.

I am Jack's overbearing migraine.

They did a poor job of it and I'm not sure I'm doing it right.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

I might have to ask her for help again. I would rather be punched in the throat just so I could go home.

I am Jack's urge to kill. Rising.

cranky, werk

Comments 2

lobster87 October 28 2010, 20:16:26 UTC

i fuckin' love you used "I am Jack's..." i'm so gonna say that tomorrow

otherpervert October 28 2010, 20:57:01 UTC

heh oddly enough the first thing that popped to mind when my head started throbbing (and she just kept talking away and saying USELESS things and her perfume was KILLING me) was "I am Jack's raging bile duct."

And then, half an hour later my gloriously wonderful boss arrives and explains to me in two minutes how to do something that it took this other women an hour to tell me wrong. *hangs head* Thank God I'm leaving in a minute.