Drabble Call #2 - Closeted
OK, so usually I do these more or less in order, but since it's jerseystrife's birthday today, I figured I'd go ahead and write hers now. Enjoy!
Title: Closeted
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Warnings: mentions of sex, dialogue-only
Summary: Ted and Barney get locked in a closet together.
“You do realize that I’m blaming you for this, right?”
“Shut up and help me, Ted.”
“Barney, you’re not going to be able to break down the door.”
“I work out every day.”
“... I see you haven’t broken down the door yet.”
“Well, maybe if someone would help me, instead of standing around whining about it, we wouldn’t still be in here.”
“Lily would kill us.”
“This is your apartment.”
“She’d still kill us. She’s the one who installed this door in the first place.”
“Eriksen makes his wife do his housework for him? Lame.”
“Technically she was his girlfriend at the time.”
“Don’t be such a Ted, Ted.”
“Listen, Robin’ll be home soon. We’ll just get her to unlock us.”
“What, so she can make fun of us for the rest of our lives? No, thanks.”
“This is hardly the most compromising situation she’s found us in. Remember that one time in the kitchen?”
“True. Haha, the look on her face was great.” Pause. “OK, we’ll just wait for Scherbatsky.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Did we have a reason to get in here, or did we just want some closet sex?”
“Well, it’s not like we have anything better to do.”
“I like the way you think, Mosby.”
Title: Closeted
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Ted
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 210
Warnings: mentions of sex, dialogue-only
Summary: Ted and Barney get locked in a closet together.
“You do realize that I’m blaming you for this, right?”
“Shut up and help me, Ted.”
“Barney, you’re not going to be able to break down the door.”
“I work out every day.”
“... I see you haven’t broken down the door yet.”
“Well, maybe if someone would help me, instead of standing around whining about it, we wouldn’t still be in here.”
“Lily would kill us.”
“This is your apartment.”
“She’d still kill us. She’s the one who installed this door in the first place.”
“Eriksen makes his wife do his housework for him? Lame.”
“Technically she was his girlfriend at the time.”
“Don’t be such a Ted, Ted.”
“Listen, Robin’ll be home soon. We’ll just get her to unlock us.”
“What, so she can make fun of us for the rest of our lives? No, thanks.”
“This is hardly the most compromising situation she’s found us in. Remember that one time in the kitchen?”
“True. Haha, the look on her face was great.” Pause. “OK, we’ll just wait for Scherbatsky.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
“Did we have a reason to get in here, or did we just want some closet sex?”
“Well, it’s not like we have anything better to do.”
“I like the way you think, Mosby.”