Fic: Home
Do not ask my why this episode has suddenly sparked my creativity. I really do not know.
Title: Home
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Spoilers: Set after 5.07
Summary: It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected.
It hurts.
It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected. More than he can ever let Robin know.
There’s still some pudge left. Maybe he won’t be able to get rid of the little roll of fat over the top of his pants. Maybe he doesn’t want to.
So he goes to the bar, and the bimbos are there. They’re always there when he needs them. There will always be stupid slutty girls, waiting for him, constant.
Although he suggested breaking up, he plays the forlorn dumped boyfriend. It’s not entirely an act.
Daddy’s home.
Title: Home
Fandom: HIMYM
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Spoilers: Set after 5.07
Summary: It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected.
It hurts.
It hurts more than Barney can admit to, more than he ever expected. More than he can ever let Robin know.
There’s still some pudge left. Maybe he won’t be able to get rid of the little roll of fat over the top of his pants. Maybe he doesn’t want to.
So he goes to the bar, and the bimbos are there. They’re always there when he needs them. There will always be stupid slutty girls, waiting for him, constant.
Although he suggested breaking up, he plays the forlorn dumped boyfriend. It’s not entirely an act.
Daddy’s home.