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[otafucku]

Someone's getting in my fourth wall territory.

I feel violated.

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[kilraaj]

But if we didn't violate you, you wouldn't even notice it's a special day!

[otafucku]

It's not that special.

[eatshitandye]

I feel like drinkin' a gallon o' turpentine, and pissin' on a brush fire...

[otafucku]

...That is so manly.

Can I join you?

[andy_longwood]

You're funny!

[otafucku]

I do try.

[andy_longwood]

I wanna, like, add you to my collection of crude boy friends. But I think you'd be a bad influence on the other ones if I let you socialize.

*icons*

[purplesyrup]

[otafucku]

Awkwarrrrrrrrd.

[purplesyrup]

Don't go anywhere, there's still time to spam you with pictures of my cat.

Soon as I get my camera to cooperate.

[otafucku]

--Cat, huh?

Sounds good to me. Let's see it.

[travistouchdown]

So, you're that fucking cosplayer that everyone keeps talking about.

Why don't you take your knock-off Blood Berry and buy some Pocky, kid. Convention's over.

[otafucku]

Divided by zero-- wait. Shit. I already did that joke.

Sorry, punk, it's a Tsubaki Mk-III. Is that okay with you?

Go take it easy. Maybe munch on a laxative. It'll do you good for that stick up the ass.

[travistouchdown]

Nah, not really. 'Cause see, Mk-III was made 'specially for me, and the only kind of special you are is the kind that rides the short bus.

Oh! Was that a saving joke? Nice try asshat - Buuuut... It's called rank one because there is only one.

Newsflash - it's not you.

[otafucku]

Oh gosh! You caught me. It's just a cosplay prop. It even lights up. Really fucking well, as a matter of fact. Wanna take a look, dumbass?

C'mon. Use your force to figure this one out. Unless you're cut short, 'cuz then that's just embarrassing. Are you even post-game?