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[otafucku]

Hey, Princess. Thanks for the shirt; it's fucking sweet. Meow kitty.IN OTHER NEWS. THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME FUCKER NAMED JOHN SUMMERS HANGING AROUND

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[prodigal_axe]

Damn. What are you, some kinda prom queen, with that social schedule?

[otafucku]

I JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY TO MY LOVERS

[prodigal_axe]

You sure get around.

[otafucku]

I knowwww I'm so populaaaaar desu.

[quirky_sitar]

We got some hopefuls...but you still want in?

[otafucku]

Sure.

There's less killing I can do in this place an' honestly I'm begging for a bit of a distraction, you know?

[quirky_sitar]

Drums? Please? We need a drummer.

[otafucku]

You got it.

[voice; japanese]

[blamekaneda]

You remind me'a one'a those morons that get dared t'snort wasabi an' then do it.

[otafucku]

I CAN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND JAPANESE

TRY SOME ENGLISH

[followvoices]

What do you need?

[otafucku]

Hey hey, it's something only your bro can do for me, River.

[followvoices]

Simon gets all the attention.

[lolplottwist]

My back is just fine, thanks.

I know you're worried, but your friend Johnny came and fixed me up. He's so nice. <3

[otafucku]

That. Dick. Face.

That annoying cocksuckin' 80s wannabe rockstar is gonna fucking die I SWEAR TO THE WRESTLING GODS HE IS A DEAD MAN.

[lolplottwist]

You try and kill him, I'll have to go after whoever fixed the hole in your chest. <3

[otafucku]

I already punched him and kicked him in the balls.

I didn't fucking get anyone to fix me. I stayed in bed for like. Days. Thanks to you.