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Jun 14, 2006 22:51

Title: They Finally Kissu
Rating: PG13
Characters: Dirty Pair -- GIRL STYLE!
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis is not mine
Author's note: Inspired by Hyatt_ayanami's kawaiiiiiiii "Yuushiko" artwork, and written for Hyatt_ayanami too (I promised my soul to her in exchange for hott artwork).

Ahem. Please meet Oshitari Yuushiko and Mukahi Katsuko.

Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!

Warning: This is the crackiest thing I've ever written. And oh. YURI. Except not, because they pretend to be boys in an RPG. ^^

*

Yuushiko hated wearing the girl's uniform, hated it. It didn't suit her long legs, and it didn't suit her naturally geeky demeanor. She didn't feel comfortable sitting at her laptop all day long wearing a skirt -- especially when it rode up over her thigh when she sat cross-legged. And then, when she put her legs out in front of her and her laptop on top of her thighs, she hated it when her thighs stuck together...totally ugh...

So she wore a boy's uniform instead, the skirt languishing in her closet on a hanger.

But one day, there came a knock on her Hyoutei dorm room door.

Oh -- holy shit. It was Yuushiko's double's partner and crush, the scrappy and tomboyish Mukahi Katsuko.

"Don't you ever get outside?" Katsuko snarked, her heart-shaped face sharp and sly as she looked beyond the door.

Yuushiko blinked up from her keyboard. "Er, of course I do. We play tennis together all the time," she said, wondering what Katsuko was up to. Yuushiko swiftly told her AIM buddies that she had to go -- the crush was at the door. All the messages suddenly blinked "GANBATTE !!" Yuushiko bit her lip and quit the program -- God, how embarrassing.

Katsuko looked suddenly a little sad, and Yuushiko stood. "What's wrong, hon?" She said, advancing on the shorter girl.

"You totally got me," Katsuko said mournfully, "I had this perfect excuse to ask you to go out somewhere with me, and you totally shot me down."

Yuushiko blinked down at her. "But -- uh -- but -- I want to go out with you! Anywhere..."

Katsuko's eyes got a hopeful look. "Yeah? Cause I wanna go to the arcade and practice DDR! But --" her eyes turned sly again, "you can't go like that."

"Eeeehhh?" Yuushiko looked down at her uniform, ganked from the Hyoutei boy's school.

"Nah. You can't play DDR in that. Wear your NORMAL uniform. For meeeee?"

When had Yuushiko ever denied Katsuko anything? "Er -- I'll be ready in a moment, if you don't mind waiting outside the door, hon."

Yuushiko emerged tugging down the hem of her far-too-short skirt. It sucked. But it was worth it -- maybe -- because Katsuko positively glowed when she saw the taller girl.

"This okay?" Yuushiko said, her low voice turning shy.

Katsuko grinned and linked their arms. "Let's go."

*

Ohhhh God, was it a good idea to play DDR in little skirts, Yuushiko thought, staring as her shorter doubles partner twirled and spun and hit every mark. That little skirt was giving Yuushiko fits, however, and she crossed her arms over her chest self-consciously, hoping that her nipples weren't giving her away too badly. Strawberry-pink lace, DEFINITELY not Hyoutei standard issue.

Yuushiko bit her lip, wishing she owned anything remotely girlish, underpants-wise. But it was her turn. Katsuko stumbled off the mat panting, her cutely understated little chest heaving and her face flushed and beaming with joy.

Yuushiko took a deep breath. She wasn't just a nerd. She was a TENSAI nerd. Yosh. She shut her eyes for a moment and gathered up her tensai powers, stepped lightly onto the mat, and began.

...and finished, PWNing the level. She stepped off, grinning, only to meet Katsuko's wide eyes.

"GOD DAMN, Yuuko! I thought you were just a geek," the smaller girl shouted, glomping onto her arm. "But damn, you looked...great out there, you looked..." she hesitated.

"Yeah? I looked what, partner?" Yuushiko grinned, staring down. Those eyes were so wide and lovely.

Blink, blink. "You looked kind of hot," Katsuko admitted, flushing the color of her hair.

Yuushiko felt her breath leave her body, then, her mind stumbling around trying to find an appropriate answer. Wait -- there was some romantic movie she'd seen that might provide some kind of -- what did she do now? ...Oh, right.

Yuushiko grasped Katsuko gently and firmly, wrapped the smaller girl into her arms, and picked her up off the floor in an embrace. "Mmmmm, thank you, darlin'," Yuushiko purred low and sweet into Katsuko's ear, Kansai dialect off the charts. "I was feelin' silly, but you totally inspired me."

Katsuko, on the other hand, was blushing the color of the sunset, squiggling.

"What is it?" Yuushiko said, voice getting a little husky from the sweet armful.

"...boobs digging into me..." Katsuko said weakly, and Yuushiko dropped her swiftly to the ground.

"Errr -- uhhhh -- " Now they were both blushing. But their eyes met, and suddenly they were laughing, the two of them together, in sync like their best moments on the doubles court.

"Ahhhhhhh -- heh -- we're two morons," Katsuko laughed, holding her sides and stumbling close.

"I forgot I had boobs," Yuushiko grinned, wrapping an arm around her partner, "Whenever I'm online, I usually just pretend I'm a boy."

Katsuko's eyes went wide. "You do too?" She breathed.

They stared at each other.

"Er -- don't tell me that you -- on that one RPG..."

"Oh no. Don't tell me, you're..."

They stared at each other a little more.

"Yuu...shi?"

"Ga...ku...to?"

*

Much, much later, they were sitting side by side on Yuushiko's bed, bowl of popcorn between them, laptop on each lap.

They were typing furiously, AIM windows blinking on each other's screens.

And suddenly, they were both blushing like mad.

"Nice move," Yuushiko commented, refusing to look over at Katsuko.

"I'd have to say the same," Katsuko responded a moment later, biting her lip and squirming a little.

"...Didn't expect you to do THAT," Yuushiko replied, staring down at her screen.

Katsuko grinned. "You never do," she said shyly, and finally glanced over at her partner.

Yuushiko glanced back. Then she set her laptop to the side, eyes turning a bit predatory.

"Yuuko?" Katsuko's voice was a bit uncertain.

"Mmhmmmmm..."

*

ATO4EVA: OMG

YUUSHI: Yeah. *grin* I totally did.

YUUSHI: Strawberries. She tasted like strawberries.

ATO4EVA: ...OMG FINALLY

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