Excuse me, but Michael Fassbender is the sex. I don't know who that middle kid is, but I'm willing to replace him with Tom Hardy. Let's just pretend that happened.
Now see, this is why I crossed out "want to fuck" and replaced with "recognize". Because, actually, I love Benedict Cumberbatch (the guy in the middle), but I don't want to fuck him. And I don't know Michael Fassbender, but I could be convinced to fuck him.
BUT BUT THE MAIN POINT IS TOM HARDY AND COLIN FIRTH AND GARY OLDMAN IN THE SAME MOVIE.
Michael Fassbender is a cutie, bless him, but he's going off to be Mr Edward Fairfax Rochester and motherfuppin' Magneto (!), so, y'know, I'm okay with that. (Sidenote: James MacEvoy is playing Xavier. I forsee SEXAY TIEMS!)
WAIT ARE YOU FORSEEING MAGNETO/XAVIER SEXYTIEMS LOL?!
But srsly, I cannot wait for this movie. THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER about Tom Hardy's role in that Reese Witherspoon/Chris Pine romcom he's doing. I know he's said how much he wants to do a romcom ("where people wear cardigans and find love... and keep it") but I've been really really afraid that if he ever actually got to do one he'd just-- IDK, want do keep on doing romcoms forever and not do any serious or crazy stuff anymore.
Because I really hate romcoms in general and I WOULD CRY if he never did anything crazy like Bronson or Stuart anymore. =(
Heh. Um, yes. Magneto/Xavier sexytiems are like gravity. I may have been stating the obvious there. :D
I'm sort of LOLing at the idea of Tom's future career path solely being in romcoms. HE COULD BE THE NEW HUGH GRANT. Except hot. And with tattoos. And simmering psychopathy.
He should do a romcom AS Bronson. :D
Hee! at the Fiennes reconsideration. My thoughts during Red Dragon: "Wait, what? Dollarhyde isn't supposed to be HAWT! I can just about forgive the Blake defilement with such rrrghness-maybe he could regurgitate it and we could reconstruct it together? Naked." (Oh, brain.)
Because for some reason, you know, it went straight into the gutter, thinking about that one scene where that girl at his uncle's place starts kissing him and he's clenching his fist so tight he's shaking. GUHHHH. THAT SCENE.
And also, the fact that I DON'T THINK IT WOULD COME OFF SO WEIRD IF THAT DID HAPPEN! Because it was kind of a romcom where it's Bronson/Bronson?
I don't understand the Red Dragon stuff, but as soon as I watch it, I will make references back at you, I swear! =D
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BUT BUT THE MAIN POINT IS TOM HARDY AND COLIN FIRTH AND GARY OLDMAN IN THE SAME MOVIE.
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In the meantime: OMG CAST OF AWESOMENESS!
\Tom Hardy/
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But srsly, I cannot wait for this movie. THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER about Tom Hardy's role in that Reese Witherspoon/Chris Pine romcom he's doing. I know he's said how much he wants to do a romcom ("where people wear cardigans and find love... and keep it") but I've been really really afraid that if he ever actually got to do one he'd just-- IDK, want do keep on doing romcoms forever and not do any serious or crazy stuff anymore.
Because I really hate romcoms in general and I WOULD CRY if he never did anything crazy like Bronson or Stuart anymore. =(
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I'm sort of LOLing at the idea of Tom's future career path solely being in romcoms. HE COULD BE THE NEW HUGH GRANT. Except hot. And with tattoos. And simmering psychopathy.
He should do a romcom AS Bronson. :D
Hee! at the Fiennes reconsideration. My thoughts during Red Dragon: "Wait, what? Dollarhyde isn't supposed to be HAWT! I can just about forgive the Blake defilement with such rrrghness-maybe he could regurgitate it and we could reconstruct it together? Naked." (Oh, brain.)
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YOU BROKE MY BRAIN.
Because for some reason, you know, it went straight into the gutter, thinking about that one scene where that girl at his uncle's place starts kissing him and he's clenching his fist so tight he's shaking. GUHHHH. THAT SCENE.
And also, the fact that I DON'T THINK IT WOULD COME OFF SO WEIRD IF THAT DID HAPPEN! Because it was kind of a romcom where it's Bronson/Bronson?
I don't understand the Red Dragon stuff, but as soon as I watch it, I will make references back at you, I swear! =D
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