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[orwellian_trash]

Well It's been about a month since Dave Cameron was made Prime Minister and about a month since I last updated. It looks like my neglect of LJ isn't causing enough pressure to force him to resign so I guess that my plan failed. Not that I had high expectations of it working, but you never know

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[that1979guy]

when I hit the block I play Star Port for a while.

[that1979guy]

also, I find that when you enjoy something and it becomes a habit you find you're doing it out of habit and not so much out of joy.

Just take a break for a while.

[mrmikeyman]

Have you tried writing Gordon Ramsey/Gordon Brown slash? Or is that even too twisted for you?

[orwellian_trash]

I can't believe you'd ask that. It's like asking 'Have you tried setting fire to a rodent and putting it out with a hammer?' Why would I even DO that in the first place?

[mrmikeyman]

Because putting it out with a walrus is just plain silly.

[orwellian_trash]

Well apparently two requests is enough motivation for me to push out a greasy morsel of this depraved filth. I am now officially a prostitute.

[nerdy_leo]

I think we need to form Pier and the Pyrites and make our hit song "Not Your Fool('s Gold)" to get the creative juices flowing again.

[orwellian_trash]

A band based purely around combinations of maritime and geological puns is exactly the kind of thing I should be working on

[mrmikeyman]

Will you be appearing in the music videos dressed as a 17th century pirate wench?

[nerdy_leo]

If that's what the audiences would like to see, I suppose I live to serve.

[ahriman_gonzo]

Join the club-my brain hasn't has an original idea since January.
Work, Uni etc. Life really is a bitch to writing.