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[orome_aldaron]

::declares open war on vampiric midgets along with the banshee new arrival::

-_-

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[bastard_irmo]

*yells*

*yells a lot*

[gentle_este]

*backs away*

*shakes her head*

No.

[mad_god_makar]

What are you, a closet Melkor-lover, WOMAN?

[gentle_este]

She's only a child!

[bastard_irmo]

*sees this is getting JUST a little out of hand*

*snaps his fingers, inflicting a selective hallucination on you and your sister*

LOOK! OVER THERE! IT'S GLAURUNG!!!

*points at a couple of boulders by some shrubbery*

[_bitch_goddess]

*blinks and tries to focus*

*sees Glaurung*

*lets out a shriek of glee*

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mad_god_makar]

YEE HAW!!!! *charges*

[gentle_este]

*runs the other way with Lisse*

[meldamelisse]

*demented grin*

I'M FLYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!1

[bastard_irmo]

DUMP HER SOMEWHERE!! LIKE... WHERE SHE'LL BE FOUND BY HER ILK OR SOMETHING!!!

[gentle_este]

THANK YOU IRMO, I REALLY HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT!

[bastard_irmo]

...

I'm going to go inside and have a smoke and then pass out.

[_bitch_goddess]

*SCREECHES*

*brutally skewers a mulberry bush believing it to be Glaurung's arse*

[_bitch_goddess]

We JUST want it for BAIT!! >:D

[_bitch_goddess]

*throws back her head and laughs sadistically*

[orome_aldaron]

o.O

::pokes you with a stick::

...you don't have rabies, do you?