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[orome_aldaron]

::manifests in a clearing and sets up a bonfire::

::blows the cheap imitation of the Valaroma for the time being::

::hates it, precious.::

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NOT-SO-PREGNANT ANYMORE DARK ONE AND THE MAN WHO PROVIDED THE SPERM. :D:D:D

Peasents FRIENDS, FAMILY: PARTY.

NOW.

Bring your own food, I don't run a friggin' catering business here

Comments

[mornaquilde]

>:|

How come no Valar threw a huge party after I was born?

[orome_aldaron]

::offers you some beer::

::doesn't realize that you're a kid::

[mornaquilde]

Sweet!!! Thanks!! :D

*grabs the can and opens it*

[orome_aldaron]

Enjoy, kid.

::opens up a can for himself and settles on a lawn chair::

Nice lawn. Is the grass imported?

::drinks up::

[mornaquilde]

Eh. Probably. I should know, after all it's technically MY lawn...

[orome_aldaron]

::gives you another can of beer::

I think it is some sort of grass cultivated by taking samples from Lorien. Nice!

[mornaquilde]

:D

Beer!!! You're just as cool as Nana when it comes to dispensing booze. She taught me to make cocktails too! >:D

[orome_aldaron]

SHE DID!! :D

Make me a tequilla sunrise, blonde man.

[mornaquilde]

Yep!!!!

*scampers off and returns with a passable sunrise*

Tadaaah!

[orome_aldaron]

::extends a hand imperiously to take the drink::

::holds it up to light and studies it for a moment before taking a sip::

Not bad for barbecue sauce and vinegar.

::bites back a smirk::

::is just kidding::

[mornaquilde]

Damn. YOu mean I forgot the arsenic? >:P

[orome_aldaron]

How about a dash of it now? ;P

[mornaquilde]

Right now I think lime juice is your best bet, mate.

[orome_aldaron]

Make me another one, then.

[mornaquilde]

Only if you give me more beer! *hiccups*

[orome_aldaron]

::still doesn't realize he shouldn't be giving beer to a MINOR!::

Sure, here you go.

::selects two ice cold cans and puts one each in your hands::

This is the best.