Wanted: Overly Zealous Jedi Cookie Manipulator

[ornoth]

Every time I venture into the job market, I’m shocked and more than a little insulted by the job titles on offer.

Let’s be clear. I am a professional software engineer focusing on user interface design and development.

I am not a Ninja or a Jedi. Nor am I a Rockstar or a Guru or a Wizard. I am neither an Animal, a Unicorn, nor a Unicorn Tamer.

Comments

[greatsword]

I had pretty much the same response as you did in my last job search. Except of course, for "Visionary Game Changer." Changing games - usually from unimplemented to implemented - is the core of my career these days.