Someone set us up the bomb!

[ornoth]

In this post I gave you a glimpse into the drawbacks of living with my ex wife. Two days earlier, in this post I gushed when writing about the 25th anniversary of meeting Ailsa, my first girlfriend. Well, lest you get a lopsided picture, I thought I’d relate a story that casts Ailsa in a very different light.

Ailsa and I lived together for a brief

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[ailsaek]

*grin* You have a much more detailed memory than I do.

But then maybe I’m just prone to dating women with underdeveloped survival instincts.

There is an obvious rejoinder here, but I am far too nice a person to make it. *innocent expression*

[ornoth]

Well, I also fancy myself a creative writer, which is just a fancy way of saying I lie when it suits me and exaggerate at all other times...

As for the rejoinder, I must admit that I thought long and hard about whether to include an example of my own all-too-humanity (such as incident you are probably thinking of, since it's probably my all-time worst) but I decided not to at the last minute.

Hmmm.... perhaps this telling stories isn't such a wise thing to do, after all... I sure am lucky that you're such a kind person with a wonderful sense of humor!

[ailsaek]

I sure am lucky that you're such a kind person with a wonderful sense of humor!

Why thank you! And I am enjoying the stories immensely.

[lothie]

I'm thinkin' it's a good thing we never lived together. *giggle*

[ornoth]

Oh, but I'm sure you'd've provided some high amusement... Granted, we'd probably wind up at each other's throats, too, but that seems par for the course around here.

And I won't even begin to tell you some of the stories those ladies could tell about me... Between my natural bizarrity and the occasional complete goof-up, I imagine I've left some stories and some psychological scars in my wake...

[lothie]

I imagine I've left some stories and some psychological scars in my wake...

Who hasn't? I know I have. :)

[iniren]

What's all this talk about your all-too-humanity? Don't you remember honey.... you're perfection itself! ;)

[ornoth]

Well, yeah, but I have to at least maintain the image of humility. It's all part of the Image Management duty.