my face hurts too actually

[ormery]

TEDDY

YOUR FACE

IS NORMALLY SUCH A REASONABLE AND HELPFUL FACE

IF IT DOES NOT START BEHAVING ITSELF TODAY SO HELP ME I WILL GET MY SAW

Comments

[noelleno]

Oh my God he's half-Skrull his body is big dumb green silly putty MAKE IT WORK

[tussah]

YOU LOVE HIS DUMB GREEN SILLY PUTTY ADMIT IT

[ormery]

hhahaahaha

now I can't stop imagining him melting I hate everything

[attilatehbun]

;laksdjf that link has an artificial leech

[ormery]

AAAH THE ARTIFICIAL LEECH IS MY LEAST FAVOURITE THING ON THE ENTIRE LIST

[attilatehbun]

IDK, THE ECRASEUR IS PRETTY FUCKING HORRIBLE

the skull saw on the other hand... XDDD

also there is a thing that is actually called a scarificator. that sounds like something an eight year old would make up.

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[ormery]

lmfaoo

the skull saw looks like it is for making skull cookies

seriously I would have almost thought it was a cookie cutter

if it wasn't for the bloodstains

... and, you know, it being on a list of 20 frightening surgical implements

[stutterbird]

S-SAW?

[ormery]

SAW

[spiritoftherain]

aaaaaahhh circumcision knife aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ormery]

snipsnipsnip

[spiritoftherain]

I HATE YOU

RARRGH

[ormery]

:D

[azvolrien]

...I think I'm more scared by the distressingly-named 'tonsil guillotine'.