Cuddles for Jaejoongie... (oneshot crack dribble)
Title: Cuddles for Jaejoongie
Author: orionsroad
Rating: G
Form: Oneshot
Pairings: YunJaeChun
Genre: crack... dribble of stupidity?!
Summary/AN: This is a total nonsense crack dribble thing that just... came out like verbal diarrhoea after watching the totally adorable YunJaeChun in the ETN Entertainment Station-2nd LIVE TOUR coverage from yesterday (at about 5:20). (to see a short cap of the cutest bit, go here.)
There is no plot, it's just them being total cute spazzes after the show is over. I have no idea why I wrote this, or why I'm posting it either. ^^; 30mins.
“Jaejoongiiieee~!” Yunho cooed, coming up to wind his arms around the older boy from behind, cuddling into the singer. Jaejoong turned his head marginally to try and see at least some part of Yunho’s face.
“Yunho…?” He asked, a little surprised. Before he had time to ask anything more though, he was barrelled into on his right side by Yoochun, who immediately fastened onto his waist as well, like a very large koala. “Chunnie!” The black haired one exclaimed in even more surprise. His arms, which had automatically flung upwards with the barrelling body coming towards him, came down around the younger boy’s shoulder on one said and over Yunho’s arm on the other. He gently scratched the back of Yoochun’s somewhat sweaty head, the other hand sliding its fingers into Yunho’s, interlocking them.
“Nya…! Jae…!” Yoochun burbled into Jaejoong’s neck where he’d shoved his nose.
“What’s wrong with you two?” Jaejoong asked, bewildered as the both of them rubbed their faces into his skin like overly affectionate cats. He couldn’t so much as move with the two of him glomping onto him like this.
“Mrrr.” Was Yunho’s response, playfully nipping at the other side of Jae’s neck. A second later, Yoochun’s wet mouth came down near his collar bone, and Jaejoong positively shrieked when the younger boy suddenly blew a raspberry into his skin. There was an involuntary jump that accompanied the shriek too, and Jaejoong shook off the other two, swatting at them with one hand and rubbing at his now ticklish collarbone with the other.
“Yoochun!!” He yelled, shoving Yoochun in the shoulder. Yunho grabbed the back of his shirt as he was advancing on the other boy however, dragging him back. Before Yunho could get a good grip on him though, Jaejoong took off, scampering through the room and darting through the people dotted through the hallway. He could hear at least one, perhaps both, of his bandmates running after him, and their calls of excuse as they tried not to break anything or anyone in their mad dash. Chancing a glance back, Jaejoong saw Yoochun hurdle a large bag in the middle of the floor, Yunho just a head of him dodging a stagehand.
His inattention to what was ahead caused him to almost bowl over Changmin, and Jaejoong gave out a startled bark of laughter as he pulled up in front of their youngest member. Changmin gave him a startled look, wondering what the hell his eldest hyung was doing and why there was that strange sparkle in his eyes. The commotion down the hall didn’t take long to notice though and he saw the other two older members of the group heading towards them post haste.
“Bye Min!” Jaejoong said, almost gleefully, taking off again.
“The car - ” Changmin began to say, but Jae was gone. Yunho and Yunho were soon dashing past though, and he tried again. “The car’s waiting for us!” He cried desperately, hoping that between the pair they’d hear it. Yunho gave him a bit of a wave as he ran on, but both of their eyes were firmly fixed on Jaejoong’s form skittering around the corner, headless of Changmin’s attempts to get them home. Sighing, Changmin rolled his eyes and trailed after them. Well, at least they were headed in the right direction…
Down the hall, Jaejoong was grinning and panting a bit as he barrelled out the door, taking a moment to look around and try and figure out where the hell he was going. Changmin had mentioned the car…
Spotting it, he started towards it, but his few moments of pause had given Yunho the valuable time to catch up, and he was caught up in a running embrace, and ‘oof’ of air pushed out of him as Yunho’s arm around him carried them three or four steps further out, Yoochun running into their back only half a second later.
“Gotchya!” Yunho said, and his fingers curled around to tickle into Jaejoong’s side.
“Aei!” Jaejoong yipped, his body trying to curl in on itself involuntarily to protect itself from Yunho’s fingers, even as he began laughing madly, his loud barks filling up the enclosed car lot.
“Why’d you run from us, Joongie?” Yoochun said, pouting as he leaned on Jaejoong’s shoulder. Yunho finally let up with the tickling and pouted as well, pulling Jaejoong into a loose embrace. Jaejoong fidgeting, his body still expecting a tickle-attack, and his eyes darted from one boy to the other, both relentless in their cuteness. He could feel himself crumbling.
“Oh for…! You babies.” He said, but grinned and put one arm around each of them. “You’re both being weird.” He accused.
“No we’re not! Just like seeing you smile.” Yunho said, smiling himself now and pressing his index finger into Jaejoong’s cheek.
“Yeah. Cute, sweet, sexy, sweaty Jae.” Yoochun chimed in, tongue poking out in his cheeky grin. Jaejoong made a face, and laughed again at their ridiculousness. He squeezed them close though, appreciating their playfulness and care.
“Oi! You three!” The high, unmistakable voice called, and all three of them turned to see Junsu standing by their vehicle, waving them over. Changmin was hanging halfway out of the van, giving them the ‘look’. All three withered a bit in the face of it.
“Oops.” Yoochun mumbled, but he didn’t sound very sorry.
“Yahhh!” Jaejoong let out the sudden cry, startling both Yunho and Yoochun and allowing the eldest (though you wouldn’t have known it) to escape and go hurtling towards the van. He aimed for the open door, almost launching into the backseat with a bark of laughter. Changmin pulled back in alarm, making sure he wasn’t in the way of his crazy hyung… make that hyungs, because Yunho and Yoochun were only a few steps behind.
Yunho went in first, diving at Jaejoong and jumping into the seat beside him, almost squishing the smaller singer against the side of the van as he pressed up against the other, hands wandering over him. Yoochun followed, coming next to Yunho and promptly letting out a very dog-like whine.
“Not fair~!” He bleated petulantly. “Joongie, sit with me!”
The leader of DBSK didn’t like the sound of that though, and wrapped his arms around Jaejoong tightly. Junsu, watching wide eyed, could almost see the ‘Nhannahnahnah’ coming out of Yunho’s mouth as the dancer cuddled a laughing Jaejoong. Yoochun pouted massively.
“Don’t be a hog Yunho!” He cried, grabbing Yunho’s arm and pulling it. After a moment, Yunho relented, and, instead of getting up and swapping seats with Jaejoong so he’d be in the middle, he hoisted the singer up and into his lap (not that much of a movement in actual fact), taking the opportunity to give Jae an extra hard squeeze that he yelped at, before reluctantly sliding him down into the small space Yoochun had vacated between them.
Jaejoong’s hard laugher caused his body to rock forward a little, his hand coming up to cover his mouth as was his habit. The adorableness that he presented apparently was too much for the pair beside him, and they once more latched onto him, hugging and nuzzling and kissing him as they could.
Junsu boggled slightly at the tangle of limbs the eldest three members of their band made in the backseat, wondering what had been slipped into the drinks. Sure, they’d all been a little high after the long, fun show, but jeeze, the three of them were acting like hyperactive puppies or something. Shaking his head, he climbed up into his seat slowly, still watching the three of them squirm in the backseat. Jaejoong giggling madly as Yunho nuzzled his ear. The door pulled shut, and the engine started up, their car and it's passengers on their way back home for a nice shower and some rest. Well, for some. He couldn’t imagine what those three would be doing when they got back.
“Do you ever get the feeling that the mental and actual ages of this band were reversed?” Junsu mused to Changmin, turning around and trying to ignore the giggling mass in the backseat. Changmin turned as well, giving Junsu a totally incredulous look.
“Hyung, who was it that was watching the Teletubbies this morning?” He asked, eyebrows raised.
Junsu had the good grace to blush, even as Jaejoong gave out another little shriek in the background followed by deep chuckles and a low purr. Changmin sighed and just laughed quietly to himself while looking out the window.
Author: orionsroad
Rating: G
Form: Oneshot
Pairings: YunJaeChun
Genre: crack... dribble of stupidity?!
Summary/AN: This is a total nonsense crack dribble thing that just... came out like verbal diarrhoea after watching the totally adorable YunJaeChun in the ETN Entertainment Station-2nd LIVE TOUR coverage from yesterday (at about 5:20). (to see a short cap of the cutest bit, go here.)
There is no plot, it's just them being total cute spazzes after the show is over. I have no idea why I wrote this, or why I'm posting it either. ^^; 30mins.
“Jaejoongiiieee~!” Yunho cooed, coming up to wind his arms around the older boy from behind, cuddling into the singer. Jaejoong turned his head marginally to try and see at least some part of Yunho’s face.
“Yunho…?” He asked, a little surprised. Before he had time to ask anything more though, he was barrelled into on his right side by Yoochun, who immediately fastened onto his waist as well, like a very large koala. “Chunnie!” The black haired one exclaimed in even more surprise. His arms, which had automatically flung upwards with the barrelling body coming towards him, came down around the younger boy’s shoulder on one said and over Yunho’s arm on the other. He gently scratched the back of Yoochun’s somewhat sweaty head, the other hand sliding its fingers into Yunho’s, interlocking them.
“Nya…! Jae…!” Yoochun burbled into Jaejoong’s neck where he’d shoved his nose.
“What’s wrong with you two?” Jaejoong asked, bewildered as the both of them rubbed their faces into his skin like overly affectionate cats. He couldn’t so much as move with the two of him glomping onto him like this.
“Mrrr.” Was Yunho’s response, playfully nipping at the other side of Jae’s neck. A second later, Yoochun’s wet mouth came down near his collar bone, and Jaejoong positively shrieked when the younger boy suddenly blew a raspberry into his skin. There was an involuntary jump that accompanied the shriek too, and Jaejoong shook off the other two, swatting at them with one hand and rubbing at his now ticklish collarbone with the other.
“Yoochun!!” He yelled, shoving Yoochun in the shoulder. Yunho grabbed the back of his shirt as he was advancing on the other boy however, dragging him back. Before Yunho could get a good grip on him though, Jaejoong took off, scampering through the room and darting through the people dotted through the hallway. He could hear at least one, perhaps both, of his bandmates running after him, and their calls of excuse as they tried not to break anything or anyone in their mad dash. Chancing a glance back, Jaejoong saw Yoochun hurdle a large bag in the middle of the floor, Yunho just a head of him dodging a stagehand.
His inattention to what was ahead caused him to almost bowl over Changmin, and Jaejoong gave out a startled bark of laughter as he pulled up in front of their youngest member. Changmin gave him a startled look, wondering what the hell his eldest hyung was doing and why there was that strange sparkle in his eyes. The commotion down the hall didn’t take long to notice though and he saw the other two older members of the group heading towards them post haste.
“Bye Min!” Jaejoong said, almost gleefully, taking off again.
“The car - ” Changmin began to say, but Jae was gone. Yunho and Yunho were soon dashing past though, and he tried again. “The car’s waiting for us!” He cried desperately, hoping that between the pair they’d hear it. Yunho gave him a bit of a wave as he ran on, but both of their eyes were firmly fixed on Jaejoong’s form skittering around the corner, headless of Changmin’s attempts to get them home. Sighing, Changmin rolled his eyes and trailed after them. Well, at least they were headed in the right direction…
Down the hall, Jaejoong was grinning and panting a bit as he barrelled out the door, taking a moment to look around and try and figure out where the hell he was going. Changmin had mentioned the car…
Spotting it, he started towards it, but his few moments of pause had given Yunho the valuable time to catch up, and he was caught up in a running embrace, and ‘oof’ of air pushed out of him as Yunho’s arm around him carried them three or four steps further out, Yoochun running into their back only half a second later.
“Gotchya!” Yunho said, and his fingers curled around to tickle into Jaejoong’s side.
“Aei!” Jaejoong yipped, his body trying to curl in on itself involuntarily to protect itself from Yunho’s fingers, even as he began laughing madly, his loud barks filling up the enclosed car lot.
“Why’d you run from us, Joongie?” Yoochun said, pouting as he leaned on Jaejoong’s shoulder. Yunho finally let up with the tickling and pouted as well, pulling Jaejoong into a loose embrace. Jaejoong fidgeting, his body still expecting a tickle-attack, and his eyes darted from one boy to the other, both relentless in their cuteness. He could feel himself crumbling.
“Oh for…! You babies.” He said, but grinned and put one arm around each of them. “You’re both being weird.” He accused.
“No we’re not! Just like seeing you smile.” Yunho said, smiling himself now and pressing his index finger into Jaejoong’s cheek.
“Yeah. Cute, sweet, sexy, sweaty Jae.” Yoochun chimed in, tongue poking out in his cheeky grin. Jaejoong made a face, and laughed again at their ridiculousness. He squeezed them close though, appreciating their playfulness and care.
“Oi! You three!” The high, unmistakable voice called, and all three of them turned to see Junsu standing by their vehicle, waving them over. Changmin was hanging halfway out of the van, giving them the ‘look’. All three withered a bit in the face of it.
“Oops.” Yoochun mumbled, but he didn’t sound very sorry.
“Yahhh!” Jaejoong let out the sudden cry, startling both Yunho and Yoochun and allowing the eldest (though you wouldn’t have known it) to escape and go hurtling towards the van. He aimed for the open door, almost launching into the backseat with a bark of laughter. Changmin pulled back in alarm, making sure he wasn’t in the way of his crazy hyung… make that hyungs, because Yunho and Yoochun were only a few steps behind.
Yunho went in first, diving at Jaejoong and jumping into the seat beside him, almost squishing the smaller singer against the side of the van as he pressed up against the other, hands wandering over him. Yoochun followed, coming next to Yunho and promptly letting out a very dog-like whine.
“Not fair~!” He bleated petulantly. “Joongie, sit with me!”
The leader of DBSK didn’t like the sound of that though, and wrapped his arms around Jaejoong tightly. Junsu, watching wide eyed, could almost see the ‘Nhannahnahnah’ coming out of Yunho’s mouth as the dancer cuddled a laughing Jaejoong. Yoochun pouted massively.
“Don’t be a hog Yunho!” He cried, grabbing Yunho’s arm and pulling it. After a moment, Yunho relented, and, instead of getting up and swapping seats with Jaejoong so he’d be in the middle, he hoisted the singer up and into his lap (not that much of a movement in actual fact), taking the opportunity to give Jae an extra hard squeeze that he yelped at, before reluctantly sliding him down into the small space Yoochun had vacated between them.
Jaejoong’s hard laugher caused his body to rock forward a little, his hand coming up to cover his mouth as was his habit. The adorableness that he presented apparently was too much for the pair beside him, and they once more latched onto him, hugging and nuzzling and kissing him as they could.
Junsu boggled slightly at the tangle of limbs the eldest three members of their band made in the backseat, wondering what had been slipped into the drinks. Sure, they’d all been a little high after the long, fun show, but jeeze, the three of them were acting like hyperactive puppies or something. Shaking his head, he climbed up into his seat slowly, still watching the three of them squirm in the backseat. Jaejoong giggling madly as Yunho nuzzled his ear. The door pulled shut, and the engine started up, their car and it's passengers on their way back home for a nice shower and some rest. Well, for some. He couldn’t imagine what those three would be doing when they got back.
“Do you ever get the feeling that the mental and actual ages of this band were reversed?” Junsu mused to Changmin, turning around and trying to ignore the giggling mass in the backseat. Changmin turned as well, giving Junsu a totally incredulous look.
“Hyung, who was it that was watching the Teletubbies this morning?” He asked, eyebrows raised.
Junsu had the good grace to blush, even as Jaejoong gave out another little shriek in the background followed by deep chuckles and a low purr. Changmin sighed and just laughed quietly to himself while looking out the window.