The Boy with Buns of Steel
Something more fun after yesterday's downer. :X
Jaejoong was 16 when he first slept with a man. The guy was 20, handsome and charismatic and he had a motorbike. Jaejoong was in love. Unfortunately, the guy was also a two timing dickhead, and only two weeks after Jaejoong’s very special moment, Jaejoong was single again and his ex had a nice shiny black eye to match (what Jaejoong saw as) his black heart. Yoochun still teases him about how he had whined about his sore knuckles for days after.
He’d met Junsu at the record shop where he worked when the boy came in looking for gospel music. Not really up Jaejoong’s alley, but Junsu was very cute. They went to the movies, where Yoochun barged in on them, and the next date Junsu had was with Yoochun, while Jaejoong sulked.
It irked him that they were still going out after a year too, and claimed he should get finders dispensation on Junsu. Yoochun just teased him, saying just because he couldn’t hold onto a man for more then a week didn’t mean he should throw hissy fits. Jaejoong had pouted and Junsu bought him a new CD to perk him up. Jaejoong then declared that Yoochun had been replaced as a best friend, because he sucked at it.
Changmin, sadly, was not gay. He’d apologised profusely for the mix up, even as Jaejoong sulked, but eventually, as he hung around long enough for it, he was forgiven for it. Changmin was tall and smelled like apple pie and Jaejoong thought he was rather cuddly even if he wasn’t gay, and at least with Changmin around Jaejoong wasn’t really the third wheel. That was, until Changmin met this pretty, sassy girl Eunan and then Jaejoong wasn’t the third wheel but the fifth wheel.
He threw a minor temper tantrum after that, which involved staring into space a lot and looking darkly mysterious. Yoochun laughed at him a lot until Jaejoong hit him quite soundly with a stapler. Changmin, Junsu and Eunan had collaborated on an ambitious home-cooked feast in his honour though, and Jaejoong had laughed and hugged them all and told them he didn’t know anyone called Yoochun, just who were they talking about?
By the end of their first year of uni, Yoochun was thoroughly sick of Kim Heechul. Not so much that the man had done anything in particular to Yoochun - after all, the two had only crossed paths half a dozen times, but rarely did a day go by without Jaejoong clamouring about the grievance upon the world that was Kim Heechul. He had googly eyes and froofy hair and was just a big bastard. Or so Jaejoong expounded. Yoochun just sighed and tuned out as soon as any of these attributes were mentioned.
Two weeks later Kim Heechul’s friend came to pick him up from class, and suddenly it wasn’t at all about the googly eyes and froofy hair, but the broad shoulders, smooth manly hands and a crooked smile. Yoochun laughed when Jaejoong bemoaned the fact he didn’t even know this guy’s name. Just that he had buns of steel and Jaejoong needed his number. Yoochun was sent on reconnaissance, extraordinarily reluctantly but with a mass of threats at his back and the whine that he owed Jaejoong damnit.
The guy did have broad shoulders and buns of steel (though no where near as perky and bubbly as Junsu’s, Yoochun thought proudly) and his name was Yunho. Yoochun had explained wearily about his ‘friend’, with pointed looks off to the side where a certain dark haired young man lurked very conspicuously behind a tree.
Yunho had laughed, and patted Yoochun on the back before approaching the tree and asking it out for dinner. Jaejoong went a lovely fire-engine red which had made the whole thing worthwhile in Yoochun’s eyes, and that was that.
Three years later, Yoochun was still claiming that if Jaejoong got finders dispensation, where the hell was his agency fee?
Jaejoong was 16 when he first slept with a man. The guy was 20, handsome and charismatic and he had a motorbike. Jaejoong was in love. Unfortunately, the guy was also a two timing dickhead, and only two weeks after Jaejoong’s very special moment, Jaejoong was single again and his ex had a nice shiny black eye to match (what Jaejoong saw as) his black heart. Yoochun still teases him about how he had whined about his sore knuckles for days after.
He’d met Junsu at the record shop where he worked when the boy came in looking for gospel music. Not really up Jaejoong’s alley, but Junsu was very cute. They went to the movies, where Yoochun barged in on them, and the next date Junsu had was with Yoochun, while Jaejoong sulked.
It irked him that they were still going out after a year too, and claimed he should get finders dispensation on Junsu. Yoochun just teased him, saying just because he couldn’t hold onto a man for more then a week didn’t mean he should throw hissy fits. Jaejoong had pouted and Junsu bought him a new CD to perk him up. Jaejoong then declared that Yoochun had been replaced as a best friend, because he sucked at it.
Changmin, sadly, was not gay. He’d apologised profusely for the mix up, even as Jaejoong sulked, but eventually, as he hung around long enough for it, he was forgiven for it. Changmin was tall and smelled like apple pie and Jaejoong thought he was rather cuddly even if he wasn’t gay, and at least with Changmin around Jaejoong wasn’t really the third wheel. That was, until Changmin met this pretty, sassy girl Eunan and then Jaejoong wasn’t the third wheel but the fifth wheel.
He threw a minor temper tantrum after that, which involved staring into space a lot and looking darkly mysterious. Yoochun laughed at him a lot until Jaejoong hit him quite soundly with a stapler. Changmin, Junsu and Eunan had collaborated on an ambitious home-cooked feast in his honour though, and Jaejoong had laughed and hugged them all and told them he didn’t know anyone called Yoochun, just who were they talking about?
By the end of their first year of uni, Yoochun was thoroughly sick of Kim Heechul. Not so much that the man had done anything in particular to Yoochun - after all, the two had only crossed paths half a dozen times, but rarely did a day go by without Jaejoong clamouring about the grievance upon the world that was Kim Heechul. He had googly eyes and froofy hair and was just a big bastard. Or so Jaejoong expounded. Yoochun just sighed and tuned out as soon as any of these attributes were mentioned.
Two weeks later Kim Heechul’s friend came to pick him up from class, and suddenly it wasn’t at all about the googly eyes and froofy hair, but the broad shoulders, smooth manly hands and a crooked smile. Yoochun laughed when Jaejoong bemoaned the fact he didn’t even know this guy’s name. Just that he had buns of steel and Jaejoong needed his number. Yoochun was sent on reconnaissance, extraordinarily reluctantly but with a mass of threats at his back and the whine that he owed Jaejoong damnit.
The guy did have broad shoulders and buns of steel (though no where near as perky and bubbly as Junsu’s, Yoochun thought proudly) and his name was Yunho. Yoochun had explained wearily about his ‘friend’, with pointed looks off to the side where a certain dark haired young man lurked very conspicuously behind a tree.
Yunho had laughed, and patted Yoochun on the back before approaching the tree and asking it out for dinner. Jaejoong went a lovely fire-engine red which had made the whole thing worthwhile in Yoochun’s eyes, and that was that.
Three years later, Yoochun was still claiming that if Jaejoong got finders dispensation, where the hell was his agency fee?