Entry #A-10: "Antagonize"

[originalprodigy]

I'm hungry.

No one will cook for me.

I'm going to starve, and then I'll be dead.

I'll eat cinnamon until I'm not starving anymore.

Comments

[Voice]

[a_sunny_place]

E-Eh? Why won't h-he cook for y-you? And you shouldn't e-eat cinnamon. It could be u-used better...

[Voice]

[originalprodigy]

I never said Kenta.

[Voice]

[a_sunny_place]

Ah, my m-mistake. I just a-assumed since you both are...t-together...and all.

W-Who normally feeds you?

[Voice]

[originalprodigy]

Well... sure, sometimes we are together...

Other people.

[teeheepriest]

I doubt it works that way.

[originalprodigy]

Doubt is not a sentiment I need any more of right now.

Go away.

[teeheepriest]

Have a nice day!

[originalprodigy]

Choke on something.

[Video]

[fans_flames]

[Why, yes, he's eating some candy to taunt you.]

I'm sure you can cook for yourself, Ryuzaki.

[Video]

[originalprodigy]

Do you... get off, on being wrong so much?

[Video]

[fans_flames]

I could ask you the same thing, after that comment you made about Sasuke and me.

[scarysnakelady]

Uh, I don't think that'll work.

Find some instant ramen or open up a can of tomato paste, seriously, you can't be that inept.

[originalprodigy]

It has worked. It's worked perfectly.

[scarysnakelady]

Oh, how so? Cinnamon hasn't exactly all your daily servings of vitamins and protein and what-the-fuck-ever.

[alle_halle]

Then cook by yourself? It isn't that hard, there are instant meals around.

[originalprodigy]

Food doesn't taste good when I cook it myself.

[alle_halle]

Practice makes perfect.

Unless, of course, you want to order others to do things for you.

[originalprodigy]

I just can't cook. It doesn't work when I cook.