[When Jack Horner woke this morning, he did so on a pile of gold and with a pain in his back as if he had at one point had two massive wings and a tail sticking out of two different points of it. He was also, quite awkwardly, completely naked. Fortunately enough amongst his belongings, a few suits had got tossed into that briefcase of his, so he
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Jack!
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Hey there, babe. Miss me?
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You know what I'm missing.
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Oh yeah, the pearl. [He snaps his fingers.] Damn, should've brought that with me.
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Check.
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