Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

Comments

[likevegeta]

Dude. Tifa Lockhart.

[likenappa]

This is a place where hot chicks run around in spandex in the middle of February. If this fantasy is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[greenlongjohns]

Right. I've said all I need to here.

[likevegeta]

Jonathan's got a point. This is kind of like, uh, a forum for thought. If you don't like it then you should probably, um, sign off.

[ THIS IS WHY THE TRIO ARE A BAD INFLUENCE. ]

[greenlongjohns]

It was a suggestion, not a request. That's the kind of talk Diana wouldn't tolerate under any circumstances.

[likevegeta]

But isn't Wonder Woman a well known sex symbol? I mean... dude. Her outfit.

[greenlongjohns]

She's a respected founding member of the League, the only 'symbol' she stands for is her own people and those she works with.

[Even if, yes, John does think she could do with a less gaudy uniform.]

[likevegeta]

Okay, in theory, yes. But powerful women are attractive. I mean, dude, look at Buffy. It's just a fact and there's nothing wrong with it.

[greenlongjohns]

The problem isn't the attraction. It's [groan] edible underwear.

[It's like he's talking to Flash.]

[likevegeta]

But...

Don't they make stuff like that based on her outfit?

[greenlongjohns]

I don't think there's anyone that bold.

[likevegeta]

Maybe not in your world.

Um... Actually, I think they have stuff like that for every superhero.

[greenlongjohns]

Our world. [Just clarifying that he's from the same world as your model there.]

[likevegeta]

I think there are big differences between them.

[greenlongjohns]

I'm well aware.

[likevegeta]

Who, uh, are you anyway?