Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

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[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

[Oh god, I am so sorry ;_;]

If ya want a nice big rack, then I think the lovely Sheena's got that covered. Oh, no wait! That girl in the guild... Charlotte? Now that's a nice pair! A little young fer me personally, but she's definately got the goods.

But if you think they're hot? Geez, ya need to see the breasts that doctor has! Ya know the one? Never caught her name, but she was dressin' people up not long ago, wears this strange red number? Imagine having a gorgeous beauty like that takin' care of you! Not to mention the fact she had no trouble hittin' the bar for a good drink. Ooh~ I think I'm in loveThough now that I think about it... that firey Mitsuru with her towel antics could pose some good competition for the kinky department. Not to forget the gorgeous Buffy! Now I like my women a little more on the softer side, but I wouldn't mind letting either of those lovely ladies have their way with me! That Paprika chick I met once seemed like she'd fit in this group, invadin' yer dreams and all could result in some hot stuff

[Voice]

[originaljackass]

About time someone mentioned Buffy.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Ya tellin' me nobody mentioned Buffy? I'm almost disappointed.

[Voice]

[originaljackass]

Maybe all her admirers are just prudes. Hell, we got enough of these teens that are as dumb as rocks about these things.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

I dunno, when they're not moanin' about ya askin' something like this, they do put out some good suggestions. I spot some names I recognize that've been said already.

[Voice]

[originaljackass]

I know for one I need to be hitting up the clinic.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Judgin' from what the other guys have said, sounds like the one I saw is called Litchi.

Seriously, ya gotta see that body!

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

[Adell had been ignoring this for the most part. But Charlotte getting mentioned, and then Noel? Well. He sounds less than pleased.]

Oi. Don't get any ideas about Charle. That goes for everyone who's hearing this.

And it really wasn't nice calling Noel flat, Raven.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

I'm not interested in any of 'em. I'm just answerin' the question that was asked.

[He sighs a little.] If she isn't flat-chested, then feel free ta correct me with the accurate term ta use.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

And I'm just doing my job. [As her boyfriend. Raven's not much in the doghouse for mentioning Charle, he's just making it clear to others not to get any ideas...]

It just doesn't need to be pointed out. [He knows she has a complex about it. She won't hear Raven's comment about it, but he doesn't want a trend to get started.] Besides, she's got plenty of other good qualities.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

[Then he should say that! Raven's a good boy when it comes to those who already have lovers.]

That's what I meant by the cute comment! I met her that ball a while back, she seemed like one of those little shy girls who likes fluffy animals and romantic poetry.

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

[...How very spot on, man.]

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Some guys dig the whole cute, overly girly types! But she doesn't seem on the excessive end of it. I can't picture her in a frilly dress, holdin' flowers and pettin' puppies. I bet she's one of those stronger than she looks!

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

She's quite an asskicker if she gets angry.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Speakin' from experience are we?

[Voice]

[vulcanblazer]

Nope. I've just seen what she can do.