the joys of being Bi-

[original_b_boy]

Bi-Coastal, that is. This is my recent history, what with themost recent new york trip. Who says I can't have it all?

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[sparkle_shortz]

When were you in NY not calling me?

[original_b_boy]

ok. so i have this new squeeze who lives upstate. actually she's a few months old, but new to you. and so when i go see her i am simply never in the city.

sorry. i'm not avoiding you, i'm waving from afar. if we had two paper cups we could play telephone.

this summer you shall come see shakespeare and all shall be well. the tempest, baby, june 13-august 1. mark ya calendar.

[sparkle_shortz]

You are dating someone a few months old? That's gross.

What is this dating service that you use to meet geographically inconvenient women?

I am so there for Tempest. I love that play. I wave at you from afar too.

[original_b_boy]

what are you, always online? have it plugged into the back of your skull?

the dating service is called "ms. fatbooty falls into your lap when you least expect it" and i'd recommend it, but it's REAL tricky.

rent check

[snake_oiler]

hey, where's that rent check?
is it in the large envelope you mailed to yourself here at the house?
we're halfway through the month...

-chard house manager