➥ 001 ★ VOICE

[orewagod]

[ the sound of wind and crunching can be heard as the dreamberry is moved around and its owner walks. there's a faint murmur that resembles a voice, but if it wasn't clear before, it is in a few moments when the voice becomes much louder. ]

-STUPID PIECE OF

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[lilcharmedwitch]

Oh do pipe down, you!

[ voice ]

[orewagod]

HUH? TSUBAKI? IS THAT YOU? COME GET ME!

Re: [ voice ]

[lilcharmedwitch]

Must you be so loud? How irritating!
And no, I am not this Tsubaki

[Video]

[loving_kitten]

Shut the hell up!

[ video ]

[orewagod]

[ blinking down at the dreamberry and moving it away from his face. ]

...who the hell're you? [ besides some dumb girl YES HE THINKS RITSUKA IS A GIRL. ]

[Video]

[loving_kitten]

Someone you're annoying!

[ video ]

[orewagod]

Then turn off your phone thing-no big deal.

[soulsymmetrical]

[oh God, not again.]

Black☆Star. There is no need for you to yell into the Dreamberry.

[orewagod]

[ oh hey he definitely knows that voice. not sure whether or not to be happy or angry to hear him, though-it depends on if kid is part of whatever prank is being pulled on him. ]

YEAH THERE IS-I'M STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME WEIRD CHRISTMAS-LAND! BUT IT'S A SHITTY CHRISTMAS-LAND 'CAUSE THERE'S NO DECORATIONS OR ANYTHING! WHAT GIVES?!

[ video ] FORGOT TO PUT THAT....lol

[soulsymmetrical]

[you are trying his patience.

greatly.]

This isn't Christmas! It's the beginning of November! If you would stop yelling I will [try.] explain the situation to you.

[ video ] OH WELL THIS WILL HELP KID

[orewagod]

[ oh hi kid black☆star can see you now and he doesn't have to hold the dreamberry to his mouth anymore. so don't hate him please... even though he's probably going to continue to be annoying

because he's not exactly listening whoops ]

So are you guys gonna come pick me up? Nice joke, by the way-but the audience isn't laughing. I think they agree that you should've AT LEAST left me with a jacket-I mean seriously!

[redcladidealist]

[Okay, Lloyd's used to tuning things out on this thing, but it's really, really hard to ignore someone that loud. Lloyd winces, rubbing his ears.]

I think everyone's heard you now. What happened? Did someone lock you out?

[ voice ]

[orewagod]

YEAH, LOCKED ME OUT OF LIFE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM! MY ASSHOLE FRIENDS LEFT ME IN THE SNOW WITHOUT A JACKET-I'M GONNA KILL 'EM WHEN I FIND MY WAY BACK!

[ voice ]

[redcladidealist]

[Another wince.]

You don't have to yell. I can hear you just fine!

Look, if you tell me what's around you, maybe I can find you and loan you a jacket. Until then, why don't you go inside a store to wait or something?

[ voice ]

[orewagod]

I'M NOT YELLING! [ buuuuut he is going to move the dreamberry away from his face. ]

I dunno-some dumb village with dumb houses and SNOW everywhere. And I don't want to wait in a store-I wanna get the hell out of here! [ though a jacket sounds pretty appealing... slight pause. ]

...fine, whatever-I'll stay for a minute or something. But you better bring the jacket!

[video]

[foreversorryorz]

[...H-His eardrums, I think they just were destroyed. No wait, he can still hear. Oh geez-]

U-Um, it might help if you were inside? And you don't need to yell for us to hear you...

[ video ]

[orewagod]

[ oh hey random kid-moving the device away from his mouth to peer down at the screen. ]

Why does everyone keep saying I'm yelling? You guys just have retarded ears or something. [ and a shrug. ] If I go inside, I might miss my friends when they come back to get me-and if I miss my friends, then I'll be pissed. See why I can't go inside?

[ video ]

[foreversorryorz]

Yeah but, couldn't you call them directly from inside?

[ video ]

[orewagod]

They don't have these weird phone things. [ and then a pause. ] Actually, I don't even know why I have one... a present from a fan?