Drabble. Jack/Haufens.

[order_of_chaos]

Title: Balls, Books and Buggery.
Author: order_of_chaos
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Dipplhaufen/Farplhaufen/Borplhaufen/Book/Balls.  Could be construed as a crossover between PotC and LotR, but maybe not.
Rating: R? NC-17?
drbillbongo's fault.  Really. 
Warning: CRACK-porn.  Danger.  If sane, do not read.  Even if non-sane, do not drink and read.
More Warnings: Slash, incest,

Comments

[jedipirate]

o_O You never cease to amaze me. Such interesting Jack/Haufen crack-porn.

My twisted, demented self demands more. NOW!

*ahem* I mean... please? *puppy eyes*

[order_of_chaos]

Thank you.
Alas, my twisted, demented self refuses. It is busy with... other things.

[txorakeriak]

*SNORT*

I'm SO glad I took your warning seriously and didn't drink. Otherwise my monitor and keyboard would be soaked now.

I'm WAY too incoherent from laughing to comment properly. Really. You killed me with that. The "More Warnings" already cracked me up and the fic itself... oh, the fic. THE FIC. I can't even describe the complete and utter brilliance of it.

Must be the best thing on earth to have your brain. *is slightly envious*

You rock.

[order_of_chaos]

*clones brain*
*holds out wriggling grey mass* You want?

Very glad you liked it!

[txorakeriak]

Oh yes! Want!! Could you send it over?

[order_of_chaos]

*lobs brain*

[tiggothy]

Fantastic *grin*

Favourite bit: He's almost got the hang of how to possess his brother's book, and is impatient to feel Farpl's hands as they stoke his spine and caress his pages with such devotion. Mmmm.... book-sex

[order_of_chaos]

Mmmm.... book-sex - my sentiments exactly. Glad you liked it.

[gestalt1]

Haufen!porn yay!
Also - nice book!sex!!!