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Dec 09, 2007 22:41


Odd. I seem to be lacking cigarillos once again. Ophelia, did you like Isaac?

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The blood samples have been analyzed; it seems like the bacillus in your body has taken yet another beating. Curiously enough, the catalyst for such a thing does not seem to be an ingested substance.

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et_cave_canem December 9 2007, 16:04:53 UTC
Mode DATA ANALYSIS

System load: unregistered human references set » empirical set » ALL et logs
Search: ALL et 'Isaak Fernand von Kampfer'

Parameters: secure.
Identification protocol sequence » input : access code A-X-7-21-14-19-12-9-14-7-5-18

Access clearance: priority AC-II

System load: AC-II theoretical denominations » Vatican administrative procedure » accountancy

Mode: STRATEGY

Isaak Fernand von Kampfer. Delivery.


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ordenmagier December 9 2007, 16:10:03 UTC
And the reason for approving this check?

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 9 2007, 16:19:16 UTC
Mode: DATA ANALYSIS

Input: 'Isaak Fernand von Kampfer' does not synthetize.
Inference → Procedure » system load: 'Isaak Fernand von Kampfer' references set » empirical set » imperfect reasoning.

Hypothesis: further clarifications required.
Hypothesis probability: 99.41%

Procedure: assume hypothesis.

Previous acknowledgment of political intercourse between ordinate factions.

Previous acknowledgment of integrating the faction of Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan, et party.

Inferred acknowledged of integrating the costs of Caterina Sforza, Duchess of Milan, et party.

Recommendation: account for an immediate (172 800 standard seconds) increase in expenses, as the staff is reformed.

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 9 2007, 16:23:20 UTC
And is there a reason why the Vatican will not pay for her?

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 9 2007, 16:24:46 UTC
Previous acknowledgment: the Vatican holds no further affiliation with Caterina Sforza et party.

System load: 'Isaak Fernand von Kampfer' references set » empirical set » verbatim logs
Search: ALL et time standard elapse <= 345 600 std seconds

Procedure: quotation.

Concerning the accountancy interpretation errors of 'Isaak Fernand von Kampfer' :

'Perhaps you require a complete systems upgrade from someone more competent. The information stored in your system seems to be somewhat lacking.'

[ooc: own line right back at you, Isaak. ._.]

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 9 2007, 16:31:06 UTC
Quite unfortunately, I am more than just a system, Eisenhund. And perhaps a budget will be in order.

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 9 2007, 16:45:16 UTC
Unfortunately.

Budget requirement acknowledged.
Monthly budget estimate: 12 'indigos'.

Basic receipt interpretation:

→ maintenance of Caterina Sforza's person: 2.5 ind. [20.83%]
→ maintenance of Caterina Sforza's household: 1 ind. [10%]
→ monthly salaries of associated staff: 5 ind. [41.66%]
→ monthly salary of Father Abel Nightroad: 1.5 ind [12.5%]
→ cafe bills of Father Abel Nightroad: 1 ind [10%]
→ trivia: 1 ind [10%]

All costs estimated in accordance wiht the rank and implied needs of Cardinal Caterina Sforza. Medical costs unaccounted.

Nomination of delivery agent should be conveyed within 172 800 standard seconds. Delays will not be justified.

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 10 2007, 00:15:01 UTC
Five Indigos per month. Deal with it as you see fit.

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 10 2007, 00:28:31 UTC
Unable to synthetize.

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 10 2007, 00:48:22 UTC
Perhaps I shall put this in terms that you'll be able to process.

Redo the budget. Maximum allowed fee is five Indigos.

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 10 2007, 00:49:54 UTC
Negative. Ten.

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Filter; ordenmagier December 10 2007, 00:52:49 UTC
Six.

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 10 2007, 00:54:39 UTC
Nine.

Medical costs unaccounted.

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 10 2007, 01:05:41 UTC
Nine it is. I would assume that the Cardinal cannot do without her daily extravagances.

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s y s t e m » restricted access » isaak et accountants et_cave_canem December 10 2007, 01:22:58 UTC
Assumption acknowledged, Isaak Fernand von Kampfer.

Awaiting envoy nomination. Confirm date of delivery.

Mode: STANDBY
Index annotation...

System load: linguistic set.

System commentary : unable to synthetize proper articulation
Procedure: assume imperfect articulation

Pulex > Floh.

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Filtered; ordenmagier December 10 2007, 01:28:11 UTC
Send someone over to collect the check this evening.

A tragic glitch in your system again, Eisenhund? It's becoming quite a disturbing regularity.

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