i think im having a heart attack...no really ( Read more... )

my back is broken. It constantly hurts. and i am hungover / cracked out today so that is not helping. my head keeps making these cruncy noises. i keep thinking of the noises nathans brain made after he had the seisure ( Read more... )

i seriously love this job.

so ive been noticing the past few weeks that ive been getting the 'old lady veins' in my hands. That like pop up more at particulaly stressful moments. Then there was a big one down my arm that started. Now...after this week i am actually getting one in the side of my forhead. I havent seen it in a mirror, its always when im working. But im sure i ( Read more... )

my life still rules...if you dont like it then dont look at this. ive spent pretty much the last 25 years being miserable. so fuck it ( Read more... )

took off from work yesterday to go to the doctor because my neck decided to grow golf balls. while waiting in duane reade they called and said to not bother coming back that day. set. so i go home. then call them in the after noon and they are like...dont come back tomorrow, they call today and saw to not bother coming back at all, they will send ( Read more... )

so the past 2 days my whole neck has been swollen. today it is so bad i have like 5 chins. im totally freaked out. its not bad enough that i have to be ugly, but what if its like something bad. im going to have to go to a doctor at some point today, but i really cant be sick. i have to start my new job on monday. and everything else is going so ( Read more... )

SUN!!!! oh my god!!!

NYC - bbq at Robins on Sat and Motherfucker Sunday. Who's down?

bo bice!!!! the highlight of that show was when they brought out hasselhoff and the dorky kid was happy.

so the hunchback is getting out of control. or maybe i just have to be constantly paranoid about something and this week that is it. we call it the 'barbeau hump' that like bone that sticks out on the base of your neck. my back/neck has been killing me, i am not the queen of posture ( Read more... )