-
"But my calls fell on Jeff’s ears."
I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay received a uninamous text. “Meet me at the clinic.” I had a stinking feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang ako. ( Read more... ) -
haha
This is a letter from one bar girl to another bar girl whose boyfriend she
apparently stole.
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason you can
think about but you're very fat body. I'm thought before that Dennis only
use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not
beared or stomached to ( Read more... ) -
taken from connie cutie
Which bands/artist do you own the most albums by?
i don't have ung complete albums only mp3s ng singles
What was the last song you listened to?
the blower's daughter, damien rice
What's in your CD player songs are over
the blower's daughter, damien rice
the scientist, coldplay
sleeps with butterflies, tori amos
What was the last show you attended?
hrmmm day ( Read more... ) -
call center bloopers
Sales agent getting the customer's credit card info:
Agent: Can I have your expiration date, sir?
Customer: My what?!!
------------------------------------------------------
Telesales agent giving promo spiels:
Agent: You called at the right time, ma'am. We have a lot of freebies to give away, such as free installation, free equipment, and ( Read more... ) -
LSS...
Dati ang gulay 'di ko tinitikman
Parati na lang iniiwasan
Pero ang gulay ay masarap pala
Kapag sinabawan mo siya
Makulay (makulay)
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
Makulay ang buhay
Sa sinabawang gulay
Sinabawang gulay, sarap talaga
Ang bawat higop ay puno ng saya
Sinabawang gulay, sarap namnamin
Lumalakas ako, lahat ay kayang gawin
Makulay (makulay)
Ang buhay (ang buhay)
( Read more... )
