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[orangebeaver]

There are more clothes here at my parent's home than in a department store. Buying clothes for my father for Father's day or his birthday is useless, since they possess every garment ever made--er, that is, for a man over 65. I have alot of clothes to choose from, (since I didn't bring any) but they aren't exactly appropriate. It's like

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[rondav]

Hahahaha holy hell, your hilarious!

[orangebeaver]

Hee, hee, thanks!

[heinousbitca]

Just drive to Bend/Redmond, or as the cool kids say these days, Bendmond. (If you throw in Sisters, it's Bendmondsters.) The zombies will be insufficiently white to survive the trip there and will all be picked off by the crazy f**kers moving from California and Arizona to Oregon to get away from us brown people.

Also, you'd be in Bend. Zombies feed on brains. QED...

[orangebeaver]

Interesting. I haven't been to Bend in years. I haven't been to Redmond in maybe...25 years? I remember when it was just a little desert town with a 99 cents store on the main street. So much has changed in Oregon since I left. It's weird.

[scry_dragonfly]

LOL! Your poor mom ;)

[cold_in_august]

it's like that time nana put a red lightbulb in one of the christmas decorations & the living room was glowing red from the street.

so now, what zombie apocolypse are you talking about? sort of relatedly, did you see that tim russert died? i'm almost positive you're glued to the tv....

[cold_in_august]

also, is that true? doesn't "fromage" mean cheese? it does in italian, and also according to the babel fish translater. then again, you're the one who's been to france...

[orangebeaver]

Of course, it means cheese, yes, but little does she know... There is this thing on the internet today that we are supposed to blog about Zombies taking over the earth. But, I did that last July. The earth has already been taken over. I was sorry to see that Tim Russert died. Actually, TV sucks, except for episodes of South Park, Family Guy and Futurama that I've never seen. Cable news is awful.

[anonymous]

Why on earth would you tell your mother that?? That sounds like something a twelve year old would do. It sounds like someone has a little bit of some growing up to do.

[orangebeaver]

Sounds like you can kiss my ass you cowardly m-f. How about that now?

[anonymous]

Those are some really tough words.

[orangebeaver]

Tough, and fully on the record. Not anonymous. Look, you are such an uber wuss. Go on the record with criticism or chiding or whatever. Otherwise, you are the live journal equivalent of Barry Bonds. Sterrrrrrrroiiiiddddds... Sterrrrrrrroidddds...