You can see the stars and still not see the light.

[orange_epiphone]

I HAVE FOUND TRUE LOVE.

Sorry Anko, im afraid my hearts been a little untrue.  I hope youll understand.

Ibanez have a new model out.  Like, brand new.  Only produced this year.  And it is...dear Jesus.  I want it so bad.  Early Christmas presint, guys?  Anyone?  No?  Well fair enough.  I had to have a test-drive when i saw it in the shop window.

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[black_in_motion]

What the hell, Uzumaki - I've been supplanted in your affections by a guitar? It better a damn fine piece of equipment to replace this damn fine pice of...something else.

...actually, I'd probably drop your sorry ass like a bad habit for another Fender, so I guess I won't hold it against you. ;)

[enjoyth3silence]

The prize is that you will say absolutely nothing for a full five minutes.

I bet that you can't do it for one.

....

I'm not going all the way to the library just to look up your stupid insults.

[orange_epiphone]

...do you want to start the Apocalipse?

Fine by me. After all, i know what they maen.

[enjoyth3silence]

I think your head would explode from all the hot air suddenly denied a quick exit.

Why would I have to find out the exact meaning? All this stupid garbage amounts to the same thing.

[orange_epiphone]

Id just whistle insted.

Who said you had to? hell if i care that you know what it means.

[enjoyth3silence]

No whistling either. Nothing. Five minutes.

...

Nice try.

[orange_epiphone]

Then im afraid we do not have your prize in stock.

...what?

[enjoyth3silence]

Fraud.

Your stupid, transparent attempt to use reverse psychology. That's what.

[orange_epiphone]

Why the fuck would i bother? if you want to know what it means, youll look it up. if you dont, you wont. easy. none of this complicated crap you love so much.

[enjoyth3silence]

Why would you bother? That's the question I've been asking- and you've been ducking.

I think you don't even know why you do it yourself.

[orange_epiphone]

Your right, i have no fuckin clue why i bother with you.

[enjoyth3silence]

And what exactly are you trying to accomplish?

[orange_epiphone]

Hell if i know!

[enjoyth3silence]

So you just speak whatever comes into your head at any given moment. Figures.

[orange_epiphone]

Genrally, yes. I dont see any point in mesing about with words, say what you mean and get it over with.

[black_in_motion]

I was trying to be DELICATE in case virgin eyes fell upon this. But yes.
My ass = super fine. For the record.