You can see the stars and still not see the light.

[orange_epiphone]

I HAVE FOUND TRUE LOVE.

Sorry Anko, im afraid my hearts been a little untrue.  I hope youll understand.

Ibanez have a new model out.  Like, brand new.  Only produced this year.  And it is...dear Jesus.  I want it so bad.  Early Christmas presint, guys?  Anyone?  No?  Well fair enough.  I had to have a test-drive when i saw it in the shop window.

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[black_in_motion]

What the hell, Uzumaki - I've been supplanted in your affections by a guitar? It better a damn fine piece of equipment to replace this damn fine pice of...something else.

...actually, I'd probably drop your sorry ass like a bad habit for another Fender, so I guess I won't hold it against you. ;)

[finger_walking]

How about I cover it and we pretend you did it? I think I can manage to get one for free anyway if I pull a couple strings (uh, no pun intended what with it being a guitar and all).

And I suppose it doesn't have to be a surprise, but I thought it might be fun that way.

[finger_walking]

[OOC uh, pretend that's private to Sasuke!]

[enjoyth3silence]

(private)

No, because that would defeat the purpose of me buying it for him. I also don't like lying for no reason (or taking credit for things I didn't do.)

I don't think there can be a surprise aspect to this. Though he won't know exactly when or how he'll get it.

The best solution is just getting him his damned guitar however we can, and then presenting it as something we bought together.

[orange_epiphone]

...wait, what exactly is going on here? If your offering to buy the damn thing, Sass, thanks but its cool. Dont want charity, it kinda takes the fun out of gettin something, you know? I like being able to say that i earned it, all by myself.

Of course it awsn't a joke before, you silly boy. I like to irritate you, not hurt you.

[enjoyth3silence]

....

*hmph*

...

Fine. I won't then.

[orange_epiphone]

Good. dont try to by your way into my pants.

:D

[enjoyth3silence]

Idiot! Stop sexually harassing me. And keep your sick fantasies about making me smile to yourself.

[orange_epiphone]

You wish i was sexually harasing you. And i dont have any fantasies about that - why, do you?

...

okay okay ill stop. *cracking up*

[enjoyth3silence]

Why stop? You're just embarrassing yourself.

And it seems to me that you are the one with the prurient interest in me, you are the one who constantly leaves incriminating hearts in my journal and you are the one who is obsessed with my face and my wardrobe. Ergo, you are the one with the crush on me.

And you should get over it. I'm not attracted to idiots. You'll never get anywhere with me, so you should start fantasizing about Neji instead. I'm sure he's a bit more in touch with his feminine side.

[orange_epiphone]

Good times all round, then!

HAHA! You relly think that, dont you? Ahaha. Sorry Sass, your not my type. (And, your face and wardrobe? What?)

Neji?! Ewww. Ewwwww. Ewwwwwww. (No offense Neji.) Ewwwwwwwwww.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[enjoyth3silence]

Yes, but there comes a time when watching the idiot fall down and hurt himself just ceases to be funny.

Then stop obsessing about my briefcase and making me smile. It's creepy.

Now you know how I feel, being obsessed about by you. It's disgusting.

[orange_epiphone]

Thank God ive never reached the end of my sense of humor. it must suck to be you.

I say like 3 things about it and suddenly im obsesed? ill have to remember that for the future.

now your just being hurtful again.

[enjoyth3silence]

Don't start that 'hurtful' crap again. You antagonize me and then cry crocodile tears when I get angry at you. And then that turns out to be a joke too.

Here's an idea: STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT THEM.

Idiocy should be toxic. You could die of self-poisoning then.

[orange_epiphone]

if i thought you relly, relly ment it id be more upset.

[enjoyth3silence]

You want to know what I really think?