Reporting in

[oracle_watching]

If he didn't insist on these ... back when Mary was still breastfeeding, Babs had occasionally entertained the thought of what would happen if Batman called during mealtime. Unfortunately, it was a short performance; his reaction would've still been, "Oracle. Status report

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[anotherknight]

"You're late."

[oracle_watching]

She gives him a librarian look. "I was triple-checking a few questionable items. Unless you'd prefer me to report uncertainties?"

[anotherknight]

"I'd rather you were late."

The site viewable over his shoulder is easily recognizable. Seems he managed to slip Alfred's restrictions this morning.

[oracle_watching]

Somehow she is not surprised. "I thought so." One corner of her mouth twitches. "The report is ... Gotham is stable. Or at least as stable as it gets at this time of year. I have graphs demonstrating the per capita crime rate over the past 5 years if you want."

[anotherknight]

He can count on her to push the envelope as far as she feels prudent. The file is closed without a second thought. That statistics come next.

A recent spike produces a narrowing of the eyes.

[oracle_watching]

"The Origamibots?" she guesses.

[anotherknight]

"The what?" He's simultaneously looking for the incident report.

[oracle_watching]

"Origamibots," she repeats, more slowly. "Giant robots that can disguise themselves as vehicles. Normally fictional. Until someone decided to build actual versions, and use them to take over the country."