[IC] Meme

[opium_aru]

So that China's journal doesn't remain dormant the way HRE's did for a while. Also, I just really like this meme.1. I ___ China

Comments

[tomatoboxfairy]

1. I am impressed by China.

2. I want to eat with China.

3. China is a good cook.

4. China and I are enemies. >:

5. If I was alone in a room with China we would probably converse over some good food.

6. I wish China could make italian pasta.

7. China should have me over for a meal sometime.

8. China reminds me of a thriving forest.

9. If China was an animal, he would be a panda, obviously.

10. One day, China and I will share recipes.

11. If China leaves I will be sad.

12. If China stays I will be happy.

13. If China was a hooker I would I would worry.

14. If China dies I would mourn the loss.

15. If China asked me out I would decline because I don't want to get yelled at by Doitsu. And I'm kinda already dating Nihon, but it's not my fault.

[opium_aru]

1. Thank you for your acknowledgment.

2. Food is always a good way to create peace.

3. Thank you.

4. If it weren't for that brother of mine who turned on me broke my heart, perhaps it wouldn't be so.

5. This is actually a very good idea.

6. Rice is plentiful, though!

7. Perhaps one day after the war...

8. It is one of my land's most beautiful qualities.

9. Of course-aru!

14. I would do the same for you, honorable opponent.

15. I would understand, but this is unlikely. Be careful and watch your back. He was a good boy, but he turned on me once. OOC: Not your fault?

[melochkascarf]

1. I don't mind China.

2. I want to knit something for China.

3. China is my neighbor.

4. China and I are neighbors.

5. If I was alone in a room with China we would probably talk about Ivan.

6. I wish China could share his pandas with IVan.

7. China should drink more tea.

8. China reminds me of the nations before him.

9. If China was an animal, he would be a panda.

10. One day, China and I will have tea together.

11. If China leaves I will be sad.

12. If China stays I will be fine.

13. If China was a hooker I would not be surprised.

14. If China dies I would have to follow Ivan if he tried to take over China's land.

15. If China asked me out I would be very confused.

[opium_aru]

5. What do I have to say about him?

7. Tea is very good, at least we agree on something.

8. Nations before me? I am very, very old-aru, Ukraine.

13. What-aru is this supposed to mean-aru?!

14. He will never take my land from me-aru!

[my_answer_is_no]

1. I love China.

2. I want to apologize to China.

3. China is my aniki.

4. China and I are family.

5. If I was alone in a room with China we would probably talk about old times.

6. I wish China could forgive me.

7. China should stay away from Russia.

8. China reminds me of the rabbit on the moon.

9. If China was an animal, he would be a panda.

10. One day, China and I will feel like a family again.

11. If China leaves I will not blame him.

12. If China stays I will be happy.

13. If China was a hooker I would buy him, to protect him.

14. If China dies I would mourn deeply.

15. If China asked me out I would not be able to accept.

[opium_aru]

1. Even now, after all that has happened?

2. R-Really?

4. Perhaps we could still be so, after all this time-aru.

5. Before the dark times-aru... OOC: *shot for Star Wars reference*

6. You really desire this-aru?

7. He is not going to get too close to me-aru!!

8. I remember that-aru...

10. That would be very nice for an old man such as myself-aru...

11. It would be very hard for me to do so, even after everything that happened-aru.

13. You have no need to worry of that-aru!

14. I would mourn you as well-aru.

15. You are my brother, so this would not be very proper-aru.

[flowersnfaucets]

1. I love China.

2. I want to become one with China.

3. China is amazing.

4. China and I are old lovers.

5. If I was alone in a room with China we would probably fuck.

6. I wish China could move in with me.

7. China should come with me.

8. China reminds me of soft happy things.

9. If China was an animal, he would be a panda.

10. One day, China and I will become one.

11. If China leaves I will cry. Again.

12. If China stays I will be happy.

13. If China was a hooker I would buy him.

14. If China dies I would cry and cry.

15. If China asked me out I would accept.

[opium_aru]

1. Really?

2. Our differences are too great!

3. T-Thank... stop your flattery!

4. ...I will not say that-aru.

5. How dare you be so vulgar-aru?!!

6. I am quite content in my own house-aru.

7. We are allies. That should be enough-aru.

8. *might be blushing* I can hardly imagine why...

10. My people would not allow it. My brothers are very important to me.

11. ...I am sorry, but I do not know why you would do that or what you are talking about.

14. I would mourn your loss, as well....

15. I cannot marry you.

Does he protest too much??

[obubble_tea]

1. I love hatecan stand China.

2. I want to play with China.

3. China is my older brother.

4. China and I are 2 people with a mutual relationship.

5. If I was alone in a room with China we would probably argue.

6. I wish China could see me as not just a little sister.

7. China should lose the hello kitty.

8. China reminds me of a panda.

9. If China was an animal, he would be a panda.

10. One day, China and I will see the world.

11. If China leaves I will cry be sad.

12. If China stays I will dance with happiness be whatever.

13. If China was a hooker I would not be surprised slap him.

14. If China dies I would join him in heaven and kick him back to hell.

15. If China asked me out I would blush freak out scream faint say yes i don't approve of incest...

[opium_aru]

1. I could love can... tolerate... you as well.

2. What do you want to play, little sister-aru?

4. Excuse me-aru? What does that mean??

5. It's not my fault that you rebel against our family.

6. But you are my family-aru.

7. But Hello Kitty has become tradition and is cute!

10. That would be nice-aru.

11. I would be sad if I didn't have my little sister anymore, too-aru.

12. If you came back to my house and stopped trying to be on her own, I would be overjoyed content.

13. You know I would never do this-aru!!!

14. That does not promote good karma-aru.

15. Neither do I. I might consider this then-aru.

[my_answer_is_no]

B-but... but Hello Kitty is mine, aniki.

I think she means your... ah, Shinatty-chan?

[opium_aru]

I have come to love your Hello Kitty as well. They are also very similar, if you have noticed.