Jinx

[ophicleide]

Hey, Jinxy. When do you want to tell people? My housemates have noticed I'm not drinking, so I thought I'd ask. And do you want to tell them, or should I?

I spent three hours puking my guts up at my parent's house this morning. So I told them and they were so excited. They said you have to come over for dinner sometime soon.

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[dont_jinx_it]

I'm glad your parents aren't going to kill me for knocking up their kid. That's pretty decent of them.

I want to tell the entire world right now, I'm not gonna lie. Cause I'm so excited, darlin. When do you want to tell people? When is it best to tell people? I have no idea. I'm googling.

You're not three months yet, I think we're supposed to wait until then. You've stopped smoking, haven't you? And Jesus don't touch coke. 'Physical trauma, exposure to environmental toxins' What's environmental toxins?? Keep afuckingway from them!

But you're puking and wikipedia says that's actually a good thing. Shit, why am I trusting wiki with my unborn baby??

Oh Jesus don't exercise. It says don't exercise! And no caffeine! I'll give up coffee too. Don't redo your hair until after second trimester cause the bleach isn't good.

Shit shit shit there's so much stuff!

[ophicleide]

I think they're just just glad it's you!

I stopped doing everything, which is why Del and Syn have noticed. And I resigned from the roller derby so Evey was asking what was up. And you know I would never touch coke anyway, that manmade shit is fucked up.

I'm not three months yet, but I am fairly sure the percentage of miscarriage in my family is pretty low.

The doctors said puking was good too.

Jinx. You're freaking out. Just wait there for me, okay? I'm coming over there.

[dont_jinx_it]

I'm so glad your parents think I'm a good influence even though you're carrying my spawn.

Okay, I'm waiting for you! I won't look at any more articles!