friday five--things I wonder

[ophelialaughs]

1.)  Why does the world need chiggers?

2.)  Where are we all headed?

3.)  When did taking other people's moral inventories come into style?

4.)  What should I make for supper?

5.)  Who let the dogs out?

Comments

[chaosvizier]

1. Jaggers are only allowed in bands. Checkers are a fun game. Joggers are healthy. Chuggers are college frat boys. So, 50% jiggers, for dancing, and 50% chiggers, for sucking out your blood.

2. We are currently maintaining a stable orbit around the sun, although our system is itself in orbit around the galactic core. So I guess we're just going round in circles.

3. Because taking their immoral inventories leads to certain... complications.

4. Bacon. Maybe on a cheeseburger. Or maybe just a crapton of bacon in place of the burger.

5. "Cry 'havoc' And let slip the dogs of war" - Shakespeare wrote it first, but really, it only counts when a crazy-ass Christopher Plummer in Klingon makeup belts it out.

[goody_scrivener]

ROFL I also had the Klingon version in my head!