What a shitty night. Literally.
Don't ever ask to borrow a pair of underwear from Neo. He'll make obscene demands of you and then he'll regret it.
L0g0s 0perat0r: o_O
Neo: yes, my love?
L0g0s 0perat0r: ! Dude, I didn't come here for that, I came here for something else. I need uh...I need...
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: *coughs*
L0g0s 0perat0r: I need a pair of pants
Neo: what?
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah.
L0g0s 0perat0r: Specifically, uh..
Neo: yoor a little...bigger than i am, arent yoo?
L0g0s 0perat0r: under...pants.
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah.
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: im not giving yoo draws, dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude. DUDE.
L0g0s 0perat0r: I NEED some
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Like, now...
L0g0s 0perat0r: I shit in my other ones...
Neo: did yoo shit yoorself?
Neo: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: >_<
Neo: ....but
L0g0s 0perat0r: NOW, goddamn it!
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: my draws....touched my nuts
Neo: theyr clean and all
Neo: but they once touched my nuts
Neo: so if yoo wear them, itd be liek we touched nuts
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude. I need some. Now. There's a draft.
L0g0s 0perat0r: For real.
L0g0s 0perat0r: MY nuts, are like...pulling up.
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: Come on
L0g0s 0perat0r: Wait
Neo: ....are yoo only in yoor shirt?
L0g0s 0perat0r: You don't wear tighty whities, do you?
Neo: nah
L0g0s 0perat0r: Ok, good. These are really thin shorts, dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: I need some CLOSER NUT-COVERAGE
Neo: ....
Neo: i dunno....i kinda want to see yoo suffer for making fun of me
Neo: shit=pants
L0g0s 0perat0r: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Goddamn you.
L0g0s 0perat0r: *raises a fist full of balled-up dirty underwear* Don't make me throw this at you.
Neo: ...O-o
L0g0s 0perat0r: You should start smelling it any minute now
Neo: ew
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yes, VERY ew.
Neo: im gonna start calling yoo Skidmark
L0g0s 0perat0r: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: Just give me a pair of damned underwear, and I'll leave you alone
L0g0s 0perat0r: I swear
L0g0s 0perat0r: Come on, hand em over
Neo: my services come at a price
L0g0s 0perat0r: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: *threatens with the dirty boxers again*
Neo: i have good reflexes
L0g0s 0perat0r: You wouldn't want it to splatter all over your wall, would you?
Neo: ....
Neo: well....no
Neo: but seeing as how i outrank yoo....
L0g0s 0perat0r: *squints*
Neo: i can make yoo clean it
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: :)
L0g0s 0perat0r: I'd keep a tight eye on on my pillow, if I were you.
Neo: .....what?
Neo: i can make yoo do locke's laundry, boy
Neo: ..speaking of skidmarks
Neo: *grin*
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Can I please have some fucking shorts?
Neo: yool have to kiss me. with tongue, for a minute straight.
Neo: *smiles sweetly*
L0g0s 0perat0r: Fuck that.
Neo: well then
Neo: seeya
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...fine. I'll just ask your lover for some
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah, that's right, asscock.
Neo: uhm, he doesn't have underwear to give yoo in this world, dumbass
L0g0s 0perat0r: Your OTHER lover, ass. Trinity. I wouldn't mind wearing some of her thongs.
Neo: ....
Neo: okay
Neo: bye?
L0g0s 0perat0r: *nods firmly*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *tosses his dirty drawers at Neo's head and runs*
Neo: *jumps to side and rolls into wall, banging head*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *the poo-filled shorts splatter all over the floor nearby*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *cackles and runs down the hallway*
Neo: .......I'M CALLING LOCKE ON YOUR ASS
L0g0s 0perat0r: *squeals in joy and runs out of the ship*
L0g0s 0perat0r: o_O
Neo: yes, my love?
L0g0s 0perat0r: ! Dude, I didn't come here for that, I came here for something else. I need uh...I need...
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: *coughs*
L0g0s 0perat0r: I need a pair of pants
Neo: what?
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah.
L0g0s 0perat0r: Specifically, uh..
Neo: yoor a little...bigger than i am, arent yoo?
L0g0s 0perat0r: under...pants.
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah.
Neo: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: im not giving yoo draws, dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude. DUDE.
L0g0s 0perat0r: I NEED some
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Like, now...
L0g0s 0perat0r: I shit in my other ones...
Neo: did yoo shit yoorself?
Neo: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: >_<
Neo: ....but
L0g0s 0perat0r: NOW, goddamn it!
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: my draws....touched my nuts
Neo: theyr clean and all
Neo: but they once touched my nuts
Neo: so if yoo wear them, itd be liek we touched nuts
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude. I need some. Now. There's a draft.
L0g0s 0perat0r: For real.
L0g0s 0perat0r: MY nuts, are like...pulling up.
L0g0s 0perat0r: Dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: Come on
L0g0s 0perat0r: Wait
Neo: ....are yoo only in yoor shirt?
L0g0s 0perat0r: You don't wear tighty whities, do you?
Neo: nah
L0g0s 0perat0r: Ok, good. These are really thin shorts, dude
L0g0s 0perat0r: I need some CLOSER NUT-COVERAGE
Neo: ....
Neo: i dunno....i kinda want to see yoo suffer for making fun of me
Neo: shit=pants
L0g0s 0perat0r: ....
L0g0s 0perat0r: Goddamn you.
L0g0s 0perat0r: *raises a fist full of balled-up dirty underwear* Don't make me throw this at you.
Neo: ...O-o
L0g0s 0perat0r: You should start smelling it any minute now
Neo: ew
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yes, VERY ew.
Neo: im gonna start calling yoo Skidmark
L0g0s 0perat0r: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: Just give me a pair of damned underwear, and I'll leave you alone
L0g0s 0perat0r: I swear
L0g0s 0perat0r: Come on, hand em over
Neo: my services come at a price
L0g0s 0perat0r: !
L0g0s 0perat0r: *threatens with the dirty boxers again*
Neo: i have good reflexes
L0g0s 0perat0r: You wouldn't want it to splatter all over your wall, would you?
Neo: ....
Neo: well....no
Neo: but seeing as how i outrank yoo....
L0g0s 0perat0r: *squints*
Neo: i can make yoo clean it
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
Neo: :)
L0g0s 0perat0r: I'd keep a tight eye on on my pillow, if I were you.
Neo: .....what?
Neo: i can make yoo do locke's laundry, boy
Neo: ..speaking of skidmarks
Neo: *grin*
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Can I please have some fucking shorts?
Neo: yool have to kiss me. with tongue, for a minute straight.
Neo: *smiles sweetly*
L0g0s 0perat0r: Fuck that.
Neo: well then
Neo: seeya
L0g0s 0perat0r: ...fine. I'll just ask your lover for some
Neo: ...
L0g0s 0perat0r: Yeah, that's right, asscock.
Neo: uhm, he doesn't have underwear to give yoo in this world, dumbass
L0g0s 0perat0r: Your OTHER lover, ass. Trinity. I wouldn't mind wearing some of her thongs.
Neo: ....
Neo: okay
Neo: bye?
L0g0s 0perat0r: *nods firmly*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *tosses his dirty drawers at Neo's head and runs*
Neo: *jumps to side and rolls into wall, banging head*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *the poo-filled shorts splatter all over the floor nearby*
L0g0s 0perat0r: *cackles and runs down the hallway*
Neo: .......I'M CALLING LOCKE ON YOUR ASS
L0g0s 0perat0r: *squeals in joy and runs out of the ship*