1) The Landa Death Stare -- Reserved for people who don't like Inglourious Basterds for the pissiest reasons "it's a fairy tale (well, Doy!!!) it trivializes war, it's too violent, Jews shouldn't be taking revenge", or worst of all, "you just like it because you have a uniform fetish and the hots for that guy that plays the Nazi." (and those aren't good reasons
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1) The Landa Death Stare I have had something equivalent when I'm frustrated at work, but I'm on the phone all day, so it doesn't carry through so well. :P
2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh I start laughing at that part in the movie and then laugh at the fact that I'm laughing so hard. So it's bad. But I've never had the opportunity to do it.
4) That's a Bingo! (who hasn't used that one already?) Whenever I got a ball in the pocket while playing pool I'd get really excited and say that.
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles" Never. But what an awesome thing to bring up in conversation... :P
1) The Landa Death Stare The Landa-Stare! I give this to people who know I am mad at them but pretend we've made up. Like if we've had a talk and they took no responsibility and pretend we're still friends.
2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh (Mountain climbing?! haha) I do this when people get hurt that I don't like.
3) The Creepy/Hot Donny smile I don't quite understand what this constitutes :P
4) That's a Bingo! (who hasn't used that one already?) I said it after sex once :D
5) "I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off" I'd love to say that to a certain anorexic blonde I know :P
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles" The guy who treats my romantic associate like shit and gets offended when my romantic associate doesn't treat him like they're best buddies.
1) The Landa Death Stare: I direct plays at school, so whenever the cast is pissing me off.
2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh: Making fun of one of my friends who tried (and failed) telling a joke.
3) The Creepy/Hot Donny smile: Watching any horror movie! Gore just gives me that expression and I can't help it.
5) "I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off": I think I said that to someone who was pissing me off at a dress rehearsal, while I was holding an exacto-knife
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles" I would love to use this, but not as much as...
My friend was getting pissed with this guy, so she was hinting at him to go away, when she finally screamed to leave her alone or she'd do something he wouldn't like. He asked what and I went up behind him(and he hadn't seen me) and said "Say auf weidersein to your Nazi balls." (sorry about my terrible German spelling :S )
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I have had something equivalent when I'm frustrated at work, but I'm on the phone all day, so it doesn't carry through so well. :P
2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh
I start laughing at that part in the movie and then laugh at the fact that I'm laughing so hard. So it's bad. But I've never had the opportunity to do it.
4) That's a Bingo! (who hasn't used that one already?)
Whenever I got a ball in the pocket while playing pool I'd get really excited and say that.
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles"
Never. But what an awesome thing to bring up in conversation... :P
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The Landa-Stare! I give this to people who know I am mad at them but pretend we've made up. Like if we've had a talk and they took no responsibility and pretend we're still friends.
2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh (Mountain climbing?! haha)
I do this when people get hurt that I don't like.
3) The Creepy/Hot Donny smile
I don't quite understand what this constitutes :P
4) That's a Bingo! (who hasn't used that one already?)
I said it after sex once :D
5) "I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off"
I'd love to say that to a certain anorexic blonde I know :P
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles"
The guy who treats my romantic associate like shit and gets offended when my romantic associate doesn't treat him like they're best buddies.
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2) The Landa Hysterical Laugh: Making fun of one of my friends who tried (and failed) telling a joke.
3) The Creepy/Hot Donny smile: Watching any horror movie! Gore just gives me that expression and I can't help it.
5) "I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off": I think I said that to someone who was pissing me off at a dress rehearsal, while I was holding an exacto-knife
6) "Did you hear that? That was the sound of my gun pointed right at your testicles"
I would love to use this, but not as much as...
My friend was getting pissed with this guy, so she was hinting at him to go away, when she finally screamed to leave her alone or she'd do something he wouldn't like. He asked what and I went up behind him(and he hadn't seen me) and said "Say auf weidersein to your Nazi balls." (sorry about my terrible German spelling :S )
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