Not Sure What to Call It, but It's One Crazy Chat
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velvetrose09 from x.x.x.8 joined the chat 15 minutes ago
velvetrose09: oh no..I think I missed Mira..oh well.
velvetrose09: Hi everyone :] oh btw Dite is married to me just for the record
openedlocket from x.x.x.205 joined the chat
openedlocket: He is NOT married to you
openedlocket: He was married to me first
velvetrose09: um..ou're totally mistaken
velvetrose09: he's scared of you..just so you know
velvetrose09: :] poor guy
openedlocket: No he's not
openedlocket: he's terrified of you breaking us apart
openedlocket: okay so to debate...I have LJ posts about our honeymoon together :p
velvetrose09: HONEYMOON?!
velvetrose09: you're kidding me right?
openedlocket: NO!!! =)
openedlocket: I even got a wedding present :p
openedlocket: http://openedlocket.livejournal.com/20046.html
openedlocket: Link-y link to the present
openedlocket: I'll put the links to the other entries about being married to Dite:
openedlocket: http://openedlocket.livejournal.com/20270.html
openedlocket: http://openedlocket.livejournal.com/20665.html
openedlocket: http://openedlocket.livejournal.com/20752.html
openedlocket: And that's it
velvetrose09: umm...gifts to a fake wedding?
openedlocket: No way, you've seen proof of the wedding
velvetrose09: and btw Dite's mother is dead. She passed away when he was 13...I'm not sure who you visited there
openedlocket: his mother did not pass away *sigh* read KoA again if you don't believe me
velvetrose09: ..oh what page? (haha)
openedlocket is looking for the page
openedlocket: p257, he sends a letter to his mother
velvetrose09: ouch touché..well I guess it was his stepmother then
velvetrose09: I think it's obvious from that wedding that Dite was more than reluctant to even be near you...
openedlocket: He was the one who PROPOSED TO ME
velvetrose09: I think he proposed to you to keep you mentally stable and I admire his courage for that.
openedlocket: He does not have a stepmother and he married me for LOVE
openedlocket: I am MENTALLY STABLE, maybe it's you who's delusional
openedlocket: er, no offense btw
velvetrose09: oh, well..*throws pie*
velvetrose09: sorry I had to...it was just sitting here and..well..
openedlocket: oooh... so that's how you want to fight
openedlocket get's out the pudding
velvetrose09: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!
velvetrose09: *ducks from pudding*
openedlocket throws all the roast chicken
velvetrose09: *ducks from roast chicken* oh..I need the recipe for that!!
openedlocket: *hands over roast chicken recipe*
Dite: *comes in*
Dite: What is going on here?
Dite: *food lands on Dite's face*
openedlocket: She threw it!
velvetrose09: I did NOT
Dite: That tasted good though...so, what is going on?
velvetrose09: I think YOU know what's going..on!
velvetrose09: How could you go behind my back?
openedlocket: Yeah, you cheated on both of us
velvetrose09: Dite, after everything I did for you?
Dite: Er, well...you see
openedlocket: Explain, NOW!
velvetrose09: Yes!! EXPLAIN!
Dite: I don't know how to tell both of you this but...I'm NOT REAL
openedlocket: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
openedlocket: You are so real
openedlocket: that's why WE'RE married
velvetrose09: Don't talk like that Dite, it's what's inside that counts
openedlocket: You exist...and I...well WE...both LOVE you
velvetrose09: and that is NO excuse! Do you see Gen going around marrying Sounisians behind HIS WIFE'S back? No, you don't.
Dite: But you see...*clears throat* his wife is ATTOLIA(who I am still in love with btw)
openedlocket: YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH IRENE?
Gen: Whaaaattt?
Dite: Er, Your Majesty. I didn't know you were here
Gen: YOU'RE WHAT WITH IRENE?
openedlocket: Dite:: Er, nothing Your Majesty, nothing whatsoever.
Gen: Oh, Dite:please, I'm omniscient
openedlocket: Oh, Gen. No you aren't :p You can't read my mind
Dite: Mira, stop getting me into trouble.
openedlocket: You got YOURSELF in trouble
velvetrose09: No, Mira, keep going...
velvetrose09: Tell his highness what Dite's been up to!
openedlocket: Your Majesty, Dite has been two-timing us!
openedlocket: After that whole adventure in Nahuseresh's prisons and everything
Gen: Has he now? *raises eyebrow*
Dite: But your Majesty, neither of those marriages were LEGALIZED
openedlocket: We had ours in a CHURCH!
openedlocket: You call that NOT legalized?
Gen: Dite, Am I king? Doesn't MY VERY PRESENCE MAKE IT LEGAL?
velvetrose09: And we met on the continent...Dite...I just can't believe you..
openedlocket: Hey, wait a minute. Your Majesty, you were present in MY wedding as well.
openedlocket: You've been helping Dite CHEAT on us?
velvetrose09: WHAT? BOTH OF YOU?!
Gen: umm...well.....you see..*mumbles incoharently*
openedlocket: I CANNOT believe this
Gen: the important thing is that it's now out in the open and we can all..um...well..
Gen: Hey, I just wanted him to be busy as possible!
openedlocket: So, Gen, you just made him marry us so he'd forget about IRENE?!
velvetrose09: YES, EXPLAIN...
*Dite hides*
velvetrose09: BOTH OF YOU
Gen: Well, I guess my suspicions were correct weren't they?
Dite: It's not like I can HELP it, Your Majesty... being with other girls just made me miss her more.
Gen: You wouldn't
Attolia: Eugenides, are you in here.
openedlocket: Speak of the queen...
Gen: No, no I'm not.
Attolia: Don't be a dunce, I can hear you
Gen: *pokes Mira* Tell her I'm not here!
Dite: This is the part where I go run and hide, correct?
velvetrose09: You're not going ANYWHERE! All these years I've put up with Sejanus living in my basement only to find out you're two timing ME?>
openedlocket: All this time I've been following you endlessly around the Continent on your performance tours and THIS IS WHAT YOU REPAY ME WITH?
velvetrose09: I mean, how could I remind you her majesty? We're nothing alike!!
Attolia: Ah, fangirls. I wasn't expecting to see you here.
velvetrose09: *curtsies* Hello your majesty
openedlocket: *curtsies as well*
Attolia: You seem to be in the middle of something. Anything I can help you with?
openedlocket: Oh, nothing Your Majesty. We just found out that our husband was TWO TIMING US.
velvetrose09: with help from His majesty as well...
Attolia:*raises eyebrow* Eugenides, Dite...what is going on?
Gen: *flails* I thought I told you....not to tell her I was here!
Eddis: Gen, please stop hiding behind me.
openedlocket: *curtsies to Eddis*
Attolia: Eddis? What are you doing here?
Eddis: Why hello, Irene, how are you doing?
Attolia: Fine, I guess...as fine as I can be with this craziness going on.
Eddis: Would that explain Eugenides is cowering behind me?
Gen: HEY!
openedlocket: Oh, face it Your Majesty, everyone knows you're there
Dite: *cowers*
*Gen glares*
Eddis: Why, hello there Mira, I didn't see you there
Eddis: All is well with Dite I presume?
openedlocket: No...nothing is well with Dite.
openedlocket: He's been cheating on me.
Dite: You make me sound like the villain
openedlocket: Because you are.
velvetrose09: It’s true. He is, you are
openedlocket: *nods*
Eddis: What? Dite, you were the good one
Dite: I was! I mean, I am you majesty
Attolia: What happened to you? Gen, you had something to do with this, didn't you.
Gen: Oh, yeah blame me
openedlocket: We will, Your Majesty. Thanks for the suggestion.
velvetrose09: Yes, we will Your Majesty!
Eddis: Will someone please explain to me what's going on?
velvetrose09: *points to His Majesty*
velvetrose09: He was helping Dite cheat on us!
Dite: *thinks this is a great time to hide*
*Eddis gasps*
Dite: *is hiding behind desk*
openedlocket: Now we don't know who Dite is married to
Attolia: say, this isn't really our business, Eddis
Eddis: I see...but seeing your husband and my ex-thief set this whole thing up...
Attolia:*sigh* must we be dragged into all his affairs?
Gen: hey, it's not my fault...I didn't want you to *mumbles*
velvetrose09: What's that Your Majesty?
openedlocket: I didn't quite hear that
Gen: I didn't *mumbles* with him
openedlocket: huh?
Eddis: I don't think we quite caught that, Attolis?
Attolia: Pardon?
Gen: I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH DITE!
Attolia:*blinks in shock*
Gen: *blushes* that...well...and besides I heard what you said at tea yesterday
Dite: *cowers*
openedlocket: ...
velvetrose09: ...Oh...my..
openedlocket: AWWW, that was so SWEET!!!
openedlocket: *fangirls*
velvetrose09: Awwh, Your Highness, you're adorable!
Eddis:*falls over laughing*
openedlocket: *jumps up and down* this is why I ship you two
Attolia: Well...uhhh, that's quite understandable, My King. But you know I would NEVER fall in love with Dite
Attolia: I mean, we're married!
Attolia: Did you really think...
Gen: I know, but...he's a musician!
Dite: *looks hopeful*
Eddis: And Gen can't keep a tune
Attolia: I never really had a thing for the artistic type...
Attolia: Wait, why am I discussing this in PUBLIC?
Dite: *faints*
velvetrose09: *fangirls*
Eddis: Honestly, Gen, what did you hear her say?
Attolia: I didn't say anything...I don't know what you're talking about
openedlocket: *smiles knowingly* YOU TWO ARE JUST SO CUTE!!!
velvetrose09: *awwh* you know I may be married to Dite, but I'm a fangirl at heart first :] *feels warm and fuzzy inside*
velvetrose09: Eddis:Ah, yes the broken hearted girls, what shall we do with them now?
openedlocket: *is busy watching the Attoliaand Gen show*
openedlocket: Huh, what?
Eddis:Well aren't you upset about Dite:?
Gen: here take Costis! *pushes Costis forward*
Costis: Your Majesty, please...
openedlocket: But Costis is married to two/three other women already
Gen: Really? Congrats Costis *pulls Costis closer* When exactly were you planning on telling ME this Costis?
openedlocket: but didn't you already know? You set him up with them too!
Attolia:Apparently, the king has a match-making record
Eddis:Apparently.
Costis: Your Majesty, I-I have to g
openedlocket: Costis has 7 children to take care of *chuckles*
velvetrose09: Aww, Costis!! I want your autograph!! Come back!
velvetrose09: seven?
Gen: Seven?
Attolia:Eight, including yourself my dear Attolis
openedlocket: LOL! =))
Gen: Hey!
Attolia:*sigh* it's true
Eddis:*laughs* I'm sure
openedlocket: So, what now?
velvetrose09: poor guy
Gen: thank you Velvetrose, someone gets me
velvetrose09: ....I meant Costis
velvetrose09: hey...where's Dite:?
openedlocket: I think he's behind that desk...
openedlocket: *checks there*
openedlocket: HE'S FAINTED!
velvetrose09: Eddis:Oh my...shall I call Galen
velvetrose09: To think I was in love with him...*shakes head*
openedlocket: uhhhm, doesn't Gen dislike Galen?
openedlocket: you know what Velvetrose...you can have Dite:...I've suddenly realized that he isn't worth fighting everyone else over.
velvetrose09: ...where is Gen?
openedlocket: I don't know
Eddis:*goes to get Galen*
Attolia:I believe the king had to run off to match-make Sounis with Agape
Eddis:*punches air* score!
openedlocket: *stares at Eddis* uhhh, what was that Your Majesty
Eddis:I mean..um..yes..well..Galen, I'm going to get Galen
velvetrose09: oh, Mira, you know, it's really fine with me, Dite: is all yours
openedlocket: no, no, no....I insist. HE'S YOURS
openedlocket: I have a confession to make anyway...
openedlocket: I've had an affair behind Dite:'s back as well
velvetrose09: EVERYONE: WHAT?
Dite:: *momentarily gains conscience* WHAT?
Dite:: *faints*
openedlocket: Well, yeah...
velvetrose09: oh this is good
openedlocket: You all want to know why I haven't been in Sounis for quite some time?
openedlocket: Well, I was busy with other people...and yeah, being with Dite: all the time got tiring
openedlocket: especially since he kept kicking all my books
Attolia:Well, this is a strange plot development
velvetrose09: lol so I heard..Artemis Fowl?
Eddis:*comes back with Galen*
openedlocket: Oh...not just him *snickers*
openedlocket: There's also this certain dude named Merlin
openedlocket: And uhhhm this guy named Arthur Kirkland....and well, yeah
openedlocket: I've grown a liking for British people...
velvetrose09: wow...Mira..you're a...*blushes*...scarlet women
openedlocket: AM NOT!!!
openedlocket: It's just, well, I blame BBC and uhhhm Philippa Gregory
velvetrose09: OMG
velvetrose09: no way!
openedlocket: It's all the MEDIA's fault
openedlocket: no way, what?
Attolia:Media? who is this Media you speak of?
Attolia:Is he in any way related to a certain...
openedlocket: to a certain?
Eddis:Narshuesh-fish
Attolia*shoulders shake*
openedlocket: YES!!!
Eddis:Pointy beard and all that?
velvetrose09: ..Hey no one told me the media had a point beard..well
openedlocket: Media is related to that fish!!! So well, I was hypnotized into dating British men! Yes, it's all clear to me now!
Eddis:well...
velvetrose09: Attolia:that makes incredible sense! *nods*
Eddis:Nahuseresh-fish are very hypnotising
velvetrose09: *Her Majesties giggle*
velvetrose09: ...did they just?
openedlocket: wow, this is getting off topic =))
openedlocket: They giggled about a Nahuserfish?
openedlocket: Gen isn't going to like that
velvetrose09: no, no he's not..*shakes head*
velvetrose09: oh where's a divorce lawyer when you need one? I have a confession too...
openedlocket: what is it?
velvetrose09: I'm engaged to Johnny Depp...
openedlocket: WOAH!!!
openedlocket: Congratulations :))
velvetrose09: we keep it a secret to avoid the media
velvetrose09: Awh thanks!
velvetrose09: You're all invited to the wedding too...except...uh,..Dite:
openedlocket: So what do we do now? Get the divorce papers?
velvetrose09: yes, I think that would be a good idea
Dite:: I can't come to your wedding?
velvetrose09: well..It would be awkward, you know..with our history..
openedlocket: hmmm *gets out divorce papers*
openedlocket: *signs*
openedlocket: *points at signature bar* sign here please, Dite
openedlocket: Dite... you need to sign
Dite:: I..well..it's just
velvetrose09: Sign the paper Dite! It's over
openedlocket: You had an affair behind my back and I had an affair behind yours, we can't DO this anymore
openedlocket: Besides, you should have no problem getting married to someone else
openedlocket: Sign it!!!
Dite: but-but...
Gen: Dite. Sign the papers
velvetrose09: Your Majesty..?
Gen: Um..have you seen Attolia and my cousin who is Eddis around here?
openedlocket: um, yeah. They were giggling about a Nahuserfish
openedlocket: Dite, sign it. Please? I seriously need time to move on after all of this.
Attolia:*comes back with Eddis* Just do it, Dite:
Eddis:Yeah, it's been a long day, and something tells me Mira has to get going
openedlocket: Wow, perceptive
velvetrose09: And sign mine too..and come get Sejanus out of my basement please!
Gen: *grabs Dite's hand and makes him sign*
Dite: *flustered* fine! fine!
Dite: Anyone have a quill?
openedlocket: *hands one to Dite, with ink*
velvetrose09: *hands over a ball point pen*
velvetrose09: Gen *nicks ball point pen* what a nifty-pokey-thing
openedlocket: nifty-pokey?
Gen: Well..what would YOU call it?
Gen: I believe you use it to poke people when they're not doing as told
Gen: *pokes Dite*
openedlocket: oooh, interesting *get's pen and pokes Gen*
Gen: You can't poke ME! I'm KING
Attolia:Really? *raises eyebrow suggestively*
Dite: *hands back papers to Velvetrose*
openedlocket: Your Majesties need to sign the witness part
Eddis:Let me see that pokey-thing!
velvetrose09: *giggles* it's a pen!
Attolia:*signs* and then *pokes Gen with pen*
Gen: Hey! *takes pen and signs*
Gen: *pokes Irene*
*collective gasp*
openedlocket: Hey, let's not start a poking war!
Eddis:war? Who’s starting a war?
Eddis:Is it Sounis?!
velvetrose09: No one your majesty!
Eddis:Well, I think I'd better get back to my country...
openedlocket: wow, I'm now officially divorced. Thanks for signing Your Majesties...Dite
Eddis:I hope all is well with your new lives fangirls, and remember never fall in love with fictional characters...who other fangirls may fall in love with and then cause an entirely fruitless war over..
openedlocket: good advice *nods*
Dite: I can't believe I just got double divorced!
openedlocket: believe it :)
velvetrose09: it's true
velvetrose09: *true
openedlocket: so I guess all's well that ends well
velvetrose09: Gen *leaves with Irene*: You don't mind if we keep this nifty-pokey thing dears?
velvetrose09: nope it's all yours!
openedlocket: go ahead, poke with it
Gen: *to Irene*: Wow it even has ink on the inside..I bet I'm the only one who has one of these..not even Nahuseresh-fish
openedlocket: bye everyone, Velvetrose. I’ll see you during your wedding with Johny Depp
velvetrose09: I'm glad we had a chance to work out our differences! See you then...! Don't forget you're officially an honorary bridesmaid
velvetrose09: :)
openedlocket: Yay!!! Thanks so much!!! :)
openedlocket: Bye Velvetrose! Bye Dite!
velvetrose09: Bye Mira! Bye Dite :] it's been fun!