Oh my gosh... up to the last two lines, I was so confused as to who it could be alluding to. I love the line: "It'd been so hard for him, being so round and plump, to find a girl willing to be his very first." So round and plump... hehehe.
Oh. My. Heck. I am SO glad I didn't have a mouthful of soda when I read that, because instead of writing this I would be busily cleaning my laptop screen. That was tooooo funny.
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FUNNIEST. DRABBLE. EVAR.
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(loooooool)
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