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ONE PIECE FAN-FOR-ALL

Or, free-for-all-fic, or fic free-for-all, or fic-for-all, whatever phrasing floats your boat.

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[anonymous]

Shanks having to give Luffy 'the talk' because Luffy walked in on him and Makino having sex.

Perhaps this is the reason that Luffy refers to his testicles as balls of gold in 515 (the translation that I read anyway).

Seconded!

[anonymous]

Oh this should be good...we all know how Shanks can be XD
God I hope someone picks this up!

[anonymous]

OP's probably long gone by this point, but I felt the burning need to point out that the word for testicles in Japanese - kintama - means balls of gold. Consider it equivalent to the English phrase 'the family jewels'? (I'd translate it that way for the gag, anyway...)

The Talk

[anonymous]

Shanks shook his head. He was a grown man, he shouldn't be blushing at the concept of sexual intercourse. Apparently, however, it becomes a lot different when you're trying to explain it to a seven-year-old kid who walked in on you doing it with a woman who was nearly his surrogate mother.

"Um, well," he started up for the third time, "you see, when a man and a woman -- not a boy and a girl, they're too young -- when they really love each other, that's where babies come from.... You know the physical difference between boys and girls?" He looked up to see Luffy staring at him as if he'd been speaking total gibberish.

He swore under his breath. He wished saying "go ask your father" was an option, but the boy's parents hadn't been around for years, as far as he knew, and Garp was not an option. He sighed. It was up to him. He'd just have to try again.

"Remember when the neighbour's dog had puppies...?"