15.

[oopsdeadclan]

Apparently:

1. Eggnog with rum is the only good thing about Christmas

2. Exception to this rule: when the clay angels given to carollers explode

3. Exception number two: when I receive my present early

Comments

[hates_leeks]

The only good thing about Christmas is no school.

[hates_leeks]

I'm not "riled up"!

[oopsdeadclan]

Clearly. You clearly don't love cats either.

[hates_leeks]

You catch on quicker than most of the idiots around here.

[collaredstray]

No, that's Satan. Same letters and everything, I understand why it's difficult to tell which is which.

[oopsdeadclan]

It is, at that. Red suit's a little misleading too, don't you think?

[collaredstray]

There's a guy on my block who thinks it's funny to dress up in a santa suit and scare children.

He has horns.

I'm fairly certain he's on the list for a job I have this weekend.

[oopsdeadclan]

Someone put a hit out on a pedophilic devil Santa?

[collaredstray]

It's more complicated than that. He's involved in some kind of...trafficking.

[oopsdeadclan]

Any ideas? Drugs? Weapons? Illegal japanese porn?

[collaredstray]

No, I know exactly what it is. Genetically engineered children.

[oopsdeadclan]

...well. You have your work cut out for you.

[collaredstray]

Last night we found twenty-five in a meat locker.

[oopsdeadclan]

Alive or dead?

[collaredstray]

Alive.

[oopsdeadclan]

Were you searching for them?