Fire Emblem Kink Meme~!

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The Fire Emblem Kink Meme has MOVED! The new kink meme is here and the anon meme is here.

The comment screening issue from before should be solved now; anon comments are enabled so any fills that you feel like posting here can still happen.

Thanks to this secret posted on fandomsecrets, I decided to go ahead and do something I'd been toying with for a little

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[anonymous]

FE10, Valtome/Zelgius.
"One of these days, I will catch you off guard."

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (1/4)

[anonymous]

Especially for you, dear OP, whose request I completely mangled - but when I found out about it, I knew it had to be done.

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Valtome was a smart man. A man had to be smart to get a seat on the Begnion Senate - he knew that it had been his immaculate clothing, his sublime speech, his unparalleled breeding, and most importantly, his absolutely flawless, perfect hair, crimped with the addition of his very own invention, a sublime formula of waxy gel imported from Begnion (as there was no place classier, honestly) that took the labor of a thousand unpaid laguz employees to create

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (2/4)

[anonymous]

After that particular night followed a slew of similar nights. Zelgius would show him up, embarrass him openly, even contemptuously, in court, and he would angrily relieve himself over a sketch he conveniently confisticated from a group of young Pegasus knights. The artist, likely also a young Pegasus knight, was rather ridiculously generous about Zelgius’ body under the armor he always wore. Valtome sneered at the thought as he wiped off the stains

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (3/4)

[anonymous]

"Sanaki, I'm going back for Sephiran

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (4/4)

[anonymous]

Valtome leaned heavily on the stone table and downed the glass of water he had brought with him for this session, and admired his prize. Zelgius' hands were bound by both rope and steel manacles, which were attached to a hook-and-pulley system he designed himself for this very use, lifting his body off the ground so he could barely stand on the tips of his toes. His feet were chained too, for Valtome could not risk the blundering oaf marring his perfect body

Re: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (4/4)

[anonymous]

Sorry for the misfires, btw. LJ said they didn't go through when they actually did.

OP here.

[anonymous]

This is beautiful. Simply beautiful.
You are my hero, anon. ♥

I don't even....

[anonymous]

Hot. This might be the best FE fic ever.

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (2/4)

[anonymous]

After that particular night followed a slew of similar nights. Zelgius would show him up, embarrass him openly, even contemptuously, in court, and he would angrily relieve himself over a sketch he conveniently confisticated from a group of young Pegasus knights. The artist, likely also a young Pegasus knight, was rather ridiculously generous about Zelgius’ body under the armor he always wore. Valtome sneered at the thought as he wiped off the stains

Re: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (1/4)

[anonymous]

After that particular night followed a slew of similar nights. Zelgius would show him up, embarrass him openly, even contemptuously, in court, and he would angrily relieve himself over a sketch he conveniently confisticated from a group of young Pegasus knights. The artist, likely also a young Pegasus knight, was rather ridiculously generous about Zelgius’ body under the armor he always wore. Valtome sneered at the thought as he wiped off the stains