I Am Not A Wall

[onyxhawke]

There are times when I become convinced that people who send me their work think they are trying to cook spaghetti and not get a book published. These people have me half convinced my submission guidelines are all written using Polish words, Bantu grammar, and that they still only appear on my website about as often as one can find Brigadoon, and

Comments

[davefreer]

I've always thought of you as more of a ceiling sort of guy - that we throw spaghetti at to see if it will stick ;-). And it's all that left. You're not walls, and we know you are without a flaw.

[onyxhawke]

Are you saying you think I'm high?

[archangelbeth]

This begs for a High Ones joke, but I don't know if you know Pini Elves...

[onyxhawke]

Pini? They sound sharp.

[mrmeval]

So I should mix my novel with FluoroEtch so it sticks? ;)

[onyxhawke]

You'd have a better shot than some of what I get.

[anghara]

Hm. So the novel about the Brass Monkey owned by Strange People eating Hot Potatoes and Spaghetti in an Edwardian railroad carriage of bygone days (just from the hints in your post above) is unlikely to find favour in your court, I take it... [grin]

[onyxhawke]

Well, if its a steampunk, I suppose it might make the cut...

[darkspires]

I have two comments on this because I am wearing two hats

[onyxhawke]

Glad to know my comments helped.

And thanks for the suds, a talk, dark and cool stout is just the thing.